ThatRandomPJOFangirl

Hi! I'm Emily, I live in the US, and PJO and HoO are my favorite series' ever! I happen to be obsessed with Doll Divine. Like, it's probably unhealthy.
I love Doctor Who too! I have British roots, and I can do a great British accent, probably from listening to "Paddington Bear" so much when I was little. I'm also Norse, which is where I got the idea to make my lead character Tsunami partially Norse. I also play the drums, and am working on a novel (a series, actually) with some of my friends! I talk. A lot. Like, just know, you can comment once and I'll reply like five times. I also love the books (deep breath):

Every book ever written by Rick Riordan
Paddington Bear
The Doll People
Harry Potter
Royal Diaries
The Mermaid Summer
Peter and the Starcatchers
Little Women
The Little House in the Big Woods books (I can't remember if that's what they're called!)
The Wide Awake Princess books
The Frog Princess books
Wings of Fire
Emily Windsnap (LOVE IT!!!!)
The Fault in Ours Stars
The Sisters Grimm
Ingo
The Clone Codest
The Water Fire Saga
Out of My Mind
Nerd Girls
And much, much more!!!

My favorite colors: Blue, green, purple, blue-green, blue-purple, green-blue, green-purple, purple-blue, purple-green, and aqua. And pretty much every other shade of blue and green. I only like select purples.

My favorite song(s): Mermaid, by Train (Cuz I wanna be a mermaid!), Good Morning Sunshine by Alex Day (because it's so happy!), Homecoming and Wondergirl by Hey Monday, Complicated, Rock n' Roll, and others by Avril Lavigne. Trouble, by Neon Jungle, every single song by P!NK, Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield, Brighter Than The Sun by Colbie Caillat... I'll do more when I have the energy.
old are you when you get your Hogwarts letter? Eleven? Twelve? Whatever. I can't remember. But I would most definitely be in Ravenclaw. Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional.

I am a Whovian. Plain and simple. I'm pretty sure I really only like Rose and Christopher Eccleston as much as I do cuz they're the "new originals".

I am not allowed to read the Hunger Games because I am the oldest child in my family and as we oldest children know, our parents are strictest on us because of that. And when our younger siblings are allowed to watch PG-13 movies at 11 we hate on them. IT SUCKS!!!

I did not cry at the end of The Blood of Olympus. I had used up all my emotions. I was a statue. I am a goody-two -shoes shipper, I ship everyone as they are, but I keep having second thought about Solangelo!!! :-( But it's probably because I would so fall over myself saying yes if Nico di Angelo ever for some reason asked me out.


I love to:
Play drums
Write
Read
Direct mini TV shows I make for my friends

I am a:
Stresshead. Don't believe me? My favorite hand sanitizer (they're just so cool on your backpack!) is stress relief.
Writer. Probably the cause of most of my stress.
Director. I should get a YouTube channel!
Whovian
Wizard
Demigod
(just listing fandoms that have names for their fans. I read less-known books too!)
Female

I believe that Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Kane Chronicles are all real. You can't make up stuff that cool/insane. My parents, however, think I'm insane for thinking so. Pft, mortals.
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JAMBALAYA!!! Post on your page and help it spread like a common cold...


The 6 Truths of Life
1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue

2.You just tried to do the above

3.The first one is a lie

4.You're smiling right now because you're realizing you're an idiot

5.You are going to post this on your page for some other sucker to read it
6.You're smiling like an idiot right now


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is an cat
this is idiot cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling)
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
(So I'm supposed to give it to...?)
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
(shoot... that's the only time I have to curl my hair!)

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire
(And you thought I didn't know that...?)
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
(Oh, thanks for the warning.)
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
(And against the tornado it would do what...?)
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
(Oh, good to know.)
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
(I thought we were supposed to stab them, though...)
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(But I though it was instant death...)
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
(But hair coloring tastes good on Mint Chocolate Chip!)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap
(Oh, good, I thought the soap was radioactive.)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
(And you thought...?)
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity


PJO HOO Quotes

"Percy smiled. He knew the stakes were high. He knew this day could go terribly wrong. But he also knew Annabeth was on that ship. If things went right, this could be the best day of his life."

"Who knows with girls? Give me a haywire dragon any day."

"I’ll walk down the cabins and Connor and Travis Stoll are stealing stuff from the camp store, and Silena is arguing with Annabeth trying to give her a makeover, and Clarisse is still sticking the new kids’ head into the toilets. It’s nice that some things never change."

"You know how teachers tell you the magic word is ‘please’? That’s not true. The magic word is ‘puke’. It will get you out of class faster than anything else."

"If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I’d pick you."

"A girl starts trying to kill you, you know she’s into you."

"Normally, as long as I’m telling him what to do, he wins in a fight."

"The next person, or horse, who calls me ‘the wine dude’, will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"

"They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb." "Was it hard?"

"Let the world honour you, my huntress," Artemis said. "Live forever in the stars."

"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."

"Dreams like a podcast, downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff."

"Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out."

Wisdom’s daughter walks alone, The Mark of Athena burns through Rome."

"This is Leo. I’m the… What’s my title? Am I, like, admiral, or captain, or…" "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper."

"House gods," Percy said. "Like… smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?"

"Christmas in the Underworld was not my idea!"

"Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie."

"He stepped toward Annabeth, but I put myself between him and her. "Don’t touch her," I said."

"Percy scowled. "I-I know you." Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?"

"I’m Dylan. I’m so cool. I want to date myself, but I don’t know how. You want to date me instead? You’re so lucky!"

"You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"
"Since Percy lost his memory, his whole life was one big fill-in-the-blank. He was , from ____. He felt like_____, and if the monsters caught him, he’d be ______."

"She was scared of tine spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure."

"Don’t I get a kiss for luck? It’s kind of a tradition, right?" "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we’ll see."

"Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it."

"Um… is that thing tame?" Frank said. The horse whinnied angrily. "I don’t think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, ‘I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.’"

She’d also called me brave… unless she was talking to the cat fish."

"It’s funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality."

"How did you die?" "We, er… drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub."

"What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War… Athena versus Poseidon?" I don’t know. But I just know that I will be fighting next to you." "Why?" "Because you are my friend Seaweed Brain. Anymore stupid questions?"

"Deadlines just aren’t real to me unless I’m staring one in the face."

"Chiron insisted that we talk about the labyrinth in the morning which is like, ‘Hey, your life’s in mortal danger. Sleep tight!’"

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He’s the sun god." I said. "That’s not what I meant."

"She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades’s gym shorts."
"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it’s a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."

"This is a pen."

"Where’s the glory in repeating what others have done?"

"Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I’m wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck."

"People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can’t be fixed."

"Dude," said a party pony. "Did you see that bear guy? He was all like, ‘Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth."

"My mom’s funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it’s her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that."

"The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive."

"Be careful with love. It’ll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong."

"If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself."

"I don’t recommend shadow-travel if you’re scared of: a) the dark. b) cold shivers up your spine. c) strange noises. d) going so fast you feel like your face is peeling of. In other words, I thought it was awesome." "It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one."

Against Racism

This happened on TAM airlines.

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.

Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.

"What's the problem, ma'am?" the hostess asked her.

"Can't you see?" the lady said, "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't sit here next to him. You have to change my seat."

"Please, calm down, ma'am," said the hostess. "Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."

The hostess left and returned a few minutes later.

"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there aren't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."

And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued, "Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class.
However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person."

And turning to the black man, the hostess said:

"Which means, sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..."

And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet."

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM

A library is a somewhat easy place to annoy the people sitting around you, but for those of you with less then stellar creativity, we have made a list of things you can do...
1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly.
2. While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you.
3. While looking at your book, turn so you're facing the person. Then, peer over the top of your book, and say "PEEKABOO!!"
4. Put down you book, and look over and start reading the other persons book, and, either 1) say "Ooo. Nice book." or 2) when he/she looks at you, quickly pick up your book and act like your reading it.
5. Suddenly look over at him/her, and say, "You're one of THEM!"
6. Put down you book, and look at him/her. When they says something like "what?", cut them off by saying "Are you accusing me of something?"
7. Read your book. Upside down.
8. Read your book from right to left. And flip the pages the same way.
9. Flip the page every two or so seconds.
10. Pick up your book, put it down, and say, "Wow. That was a good book."
11. Read silently, and then as if speaking to the character in your book, say, "No, Jim! It's a trap! Don't do it!!" Then turn to the person and reply solemnly, "He did it." when he/she looks at you.
12. Turn to the person and ask, "Have you ever experienced Déjà vu and amnesia at the same time?"
13. Start arguing with yourself, then when he/she looks at you funny, say "Ohh, I'm sorry. I was just telling my subconscious to be quiet."
14. Sit down, and then say to the person next to you, "Hi! My name's (_) and I'm really glad to meet you."
15. Ask him/her if he/she knew there are eddies in the space/time continuum.
16. Ask him/her what species he/she is.
17. Every so often, yelp in pain, and look at your feet.
18. Bring a bag or purse, and peer into it and say, "Got enough air in their?" or, "Settle down in there. I'm trying to read!"
19. Ask them what their name is, and then when they start to reply, cut them off by saying, "No it isn't!"
20. Break the silence by making a bodily function noise, then say, "Wow! That was a good one!"
21. Every time the person next to you turns the page, make a strange sound, or a beep.
22. Announce the page number each time you turn a page.
23. Constantly shift in your seat, and if the person next to you asked what is wrong, reply by saying, "I'm constipated. Hehe."
24. Spell every single word as you read it.
25. Chew gum with your mouth open, and smack your lips while reading.
26. Act like you're picking your nose. And eating it.
27. Snort loudly, and gargle with your spit.
28. Sneeze a lot.
29. Hold your book right next to your eyes.
30. Every few minutes, get up out of your chair, walk around the table, and sit back down.
31. Stand up, and continue reading.
32. Make a strange sound every few minutes, then act like you didn't do it.
33. Bring a bag of cat food, and start snacking on it.
34. Bring a box of crunchy cereal, a bowl, and a spoon. Then dig in messily, and crunch on it.
35. Ask them, "Got milk?"
36. Read out loud attempting to pronounce easy words. Butcher them badly. But be able to pronounce hard words.
37. Fall out of your seat, then say, "I meant to do that." Then do it again. And again.
38. Bring a laptop, and turn up the sound, and play a very noisy game.
39. Wear too many sweaters, and complain how hot it is.
40. Bring one of those fans with a squirt bottle attached, and make it look like you re attempting to squirt yourself, but hit them instead.
41. Bring a bottle of squirtable mouth freshener, and miss every time you try to spray it into your mouth.
42. Wear A LOT of putrid smelling cologne or perfume.
43. Spill that same cologne or perfume on their book.
44. Put down your book, then say, "Hey, ya wanna trade?"
45. Bring a recording of very obnoxious music, and hide it in a bag. Turn it up full blast, and accuse them of having it. Keep accusing them, then get the librarian to come. When they find it in your bag, yell, "IT WAS PLANTED ON ME I TELL YOU!!!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!! IT'S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!! ALIENS BEAMED IT INTO MY BAG!!! IT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T LET THEM DO EXPERIMENTS ON ME!!"
46. Without looking away from your book, say to no one in particular, "I know what you did last summer."
47. Bring a piece of bread, and drop pieces of it down the little hole in the center of the table meant for cords.
48. While reading your book, start humming a single note until you're out of breath, then collapse on the floor. Then get back up, and continue reading like nothing happened.
49. Start singing "This is the song that never ends. . ."
50. While placing small pieces of bread in a line, count one, two, three. . ., and lose count every ten or so.
51. Bring a recording of a popular song. Play it on headphones quietly, but sing along very badly. Then say to the person next to you, "I took singing lessons!"
52. Turn to the person sitting next to you and say to them, "Hey! How ya doin'? That's great, me too."
53. Instead of a laptop, bring your entire computer!
54. While working at a laptop, suddenly stand up, and announce to every one, "I have mail!!"
55. Start staring at the person, and when you have their attention, announce, "I measure sock by thickness!"
56. Turn to the person next to you, and ask them to pronounce their name backwards. When they ask you why, tell them that you are looking for hidden messages.
57. State proudly that you have been to the "other" side. Give no explanation.
58. Suddenly grasp your heart, let out a wail, and fall to the ground. Then get back up like nothing happened.
59. Collapse on the floor. Then get up like nothing happened. When the person next to asked what is wrong, look at him/her with an inquiring look on your face, and say, "What do you mean?"
60. Say, "It always starts so weird, and they do it so weird." When they ask, "What?" say, "Ohh, sorry. I'm back now."
61. Start telling a VERY strange story, then half way through say, "Never mind."
62. Turn to them and while pointing your fingers at them as if you were electrocuting them, say, "BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!. . ."
63. Start arguing with yourself. When they ask you who you are talking to, say, "Your just jealous 'cause the voices are talking to ME!!!"
64. Say, "Who's Freddie?" Then act like you didn't say anything.
65. Say, "Argh! My central nervous system in shot! Quick! Give me blue china!!!"
66. Introduce your self by saying, "Hi! I'd like a hamburger, and a green South America please." When they ask what your problem is, say, "Ohh, your not my fairy god mother? I'm sorry, he must have flown into the bookcases. Bye!" and run off.
67. Continuously rub a book while chanting, "Come out, come out. I know you're in there!" When they ask what you're doing, say, "I'm calling the book genie out!"
68. Run up to them with a book, thrust it under their nose and ask, "Will you sign my autograph?!?" Make sure you say MY.
69. Get up onto the table, and start acting like a duck. When they ask what you're doing, say happily, "I'm roosting!"
70. Bring a bottle of glue and sniff it while counting down from a very high number. When they ask what you're doing, say, "I'm counting my brain cells!"
71. Stick a "kick me" sign on your back, and accuse them of putting it their.
72. Repeat every thing they say to you.
73. Ask them, "Have you ever had an orange juice bath?" When they look at you strangely, say, "What?"
74. Look up suddenly and yell, "Ohh no!" When they ask you what happened, say, "Nothing." Then do it again.
75. Stare accusingly at the other person, and when they look at you, say, "Where were you on the night of February 32, 1989?!"
76. Look at one page number, then a different one. They say in astonishment, "Wow! The page numbers are in order! Cool! They guy who came up with that musta been a genius!!"
77. Glance over your shoulder every few seconds.
78. Maintain a look of horror constantly, but act normal other wise.
79. Say to him/her, "You have the right to remain silent!"
80. Pat your stomach and say, "Whoa. Human extremities do not settle well."
81. Get a child's book like "Green Eggs and Ham" and complain that there is no glossary.
82. Find a thesaurus and say in complete astonishment, "Wow! Did you know that "affirmative" and "yes" mean the same thing?"
83. Say, "Omph!" like you were just shot, and while smushing a ketchup pack on your chest, fall on the floor. Then get back up like nothing happened. After that, look at your stomach, and say, "What? How'd this stain get here?" while motioning to the ketchup.
I LOVE that Library thing!

this was all done by Araneae Siqua

sorry if I didn't spell it right

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??
Try it without looking at answers
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together
Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :
1. Einstein
2. Nelson Mandela
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. Brad Pitt
8. Hitler
9. Emily!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough, cough*HAHAHAHAHA
10. Barack Obama
I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!
PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!
Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.



If I were a demigod, I'd be a daughter of Poseidon or Athena, or Nemisis(I want to be a lawyer, author, and I love to swim) I'd have a kick-ass sword, hunting/throwing knives, and possibly a bow.
I'd be pretty good at pegasi riding.
I'd suck at forgery.
I'd be hate the guts of pretty much the whole Aphrodite cabin, and I'd get along with pretty much everyone else.