The Three Godlings
Donations
Ok so you know that feeling when you have to go around asking people you've never met in your life for money and that awkwardness you feel....yep that's how we felt the next day....and then next and then next day and then the next day and then the next day {Sorry it's not really that long it's just a Spongebob thing} ok so it was about three days later and those days were pretty much horrible. Ok so the first day went like this, Chiron suggested that we try to better understand the prophecy since it made as much sense as cutting off your fingers and pepto bismol coming out {*cough cough* MILEY CYCRUS}. So he got their oracle Rachel ,which is a cute redhead who's looks about 26 years old, and Julia ,who looks about 16 years old with blond hair, to help us and after 2 days this is what we had:
" The Three Princes shall bring justice"
"First travel to Alaska "
"Take Ride to Canada"
"Fall down the falls and rest with rainbow men fun"
"Climb up the temple of Bain"
"The Three Princes shall end the kings evil tyranny"
So yeah we had almost nothing. Then on the third day I made a little joke about Zeus's beard and that's when Julia lost it, she tried to drill her spear on my chest and yelled" HOW CAN YOU EVEN LOOK AT SUCH SCUM AND NOT WANT TO KILL THEM," then she stormed off while Chiron seemed to be asking himself the same question. So the next day was the day that we ask around for donations, me and Su asked around Camp Half-Blood while Alpha went to Camp Jupiter to ask. So this is how it works, we ask a one cabin at a time for donations and if they want to they must ask their head person if its ok so after going to about 30 cabins, not including Su's, only 3 cabins donated why so little you may ask well its because they thought we were going to destroy Mt. Olympus. And with Alpha and him trying to get donations well since he went to Camp Jupiter which is pretty much Camp Zeus nobody donated expect from this dark girl Bazel I think??? Well she gave Alpha who gave to me a pouch but she told him to tell me not to open it unless we have no place to rest. So...yeah it wasn't really successful so far, but then I took a trip to the cabin in the woods....or like the outer side of the woods. So this was the last cabin on my side of the camp and I was not looking forward to it. I got turned down so many times when ever someone said the hope I had died more and more. Now I wasn't sure what god this kids parents from all I knew was that there was a reason why he lives in the woods but I did not expect this. As I walked down the path I started hearing noises, strange ones kinda like moaning. At first I thought someone was injured so I rushed down to the cabin and on the persons door where there was suppose to be his/hers parent symbol was a huge.....pen15 if you know what I mean. I didn't know that was his symbol so I felt bad thinking this kid gets picked on a lot so then I knocked on the door but all I heard was those noises.
"Hellooooo I'm here asking for donations.....are you hurt in their...HELLO," but I still didn't hear a reply so thinking someone was hurt I kicked down the door and what I saw shocked the living crap put of me. The was these two people......doing the dance with no pants.
The girl ,who looked shocked storm out of there and the guy got up from the bed like nothing was wrong,grabbed a beer, and walked up to and asked "What do you want?" He sounded like he didn't care but that wasn't my concern. My concern was my head was at crouch level and he was butt naked!!! I was trying really hard (hehe HARD) anyway I was trying really hard not to look but it was right in my face and we all know what that IT is. Finally after trying to tell him to put clothes on I finally snapped.
"Sir if you don't put some pants on ill cut off you.." We'll you know what I said. So then he put a towel around his legs and showed me in his cabin or more a bachelor pin, I mean he's got slow jazz music playing, it smells like heaven, and a fridge full of wine....yep he's got the good life. "So ummmm why is their a....thing on your door did some guys-"
"Naw kid that's my dad, Himeros's symbol he's the god of sex" so yeah he just came out and the s word...not really into protecting kids youth but whatever "it's kinda a funny story on how I'm born...well my dad reached the 1 million mark about 18 years ago " I was about to ask 1 million what but then it came to me and I realize how dumb I would have sounded. "Hera was disgusted in him so she cursed him with a love baby but he didn't really care...the best thing he gave me was my looks" Which was true I mean this guy was perfectly ripped not to many muscles not too many or not too little, he had really great brown hair with some blond highlights and talked with a voice that would get any girl in bed. Then he grabbed a bag handed it to me." Everything I ever needed is in their...ok let's see 3 bottles of nectar, Trojan condams, oil-"
"What why would you need...oh never mind" I said with a kinda nasty after taste.
"Anyway...some drachmas, and finally my little black book, I think I'll keep THAT so here you go all you need to survive just tell everyone that the slut helped you,". When he said that I looked at him and kinda thought of him differently he looked like he just said "Hi I'm Bob" like something he knows he is which is wrong. You can't of yourself as something bad I mean that's just f'ed up. So to cheer him I told him something.
"Hey your not a slut you look like a pretty cool guy I mean almost no one else donated so your a nice guy in my book," then I looked at him with a smile which I could tell cheered him up. After I left I went to my room and crashed.
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I woke up to a blond guy shaking me in 4 in the morning telling me I'm going to die. Ok so what happened was I was having a weird dream about this guy in full armor sharpening his sword in this weird temple." Yes my baby yes you will feel blood soon and from the three princes no less shhh let's go feast on the blood of a village until then....yes good". Then the guy woke me up and when I got up I saw Su and Alpha ready with their bags and that's when I knew it was time to go. I grabbed my bag, some clothes, and my blade, then we left my cabin.
"Why are we leaving so early I need my beauty sleep bro," I said half awake and about to pass out on the cement. Then the guy looked at me ,he looked really familiar by the way, and said with a sad look
"They can't stand it anymore...,they think your going to end our world so they planned to kill you in your sleep-"
"Wait wait who's 'they'" Su said looking like someone just punched him. But we all knew the answer....it was the campers they hated us the moment we got here and know they wanted us dead. So we hurried into the forest but the whole time I kept staring at the guy wondering who he reminded me of. He started explaining that this wasn't the first time they read the scroll they thought that the three princes were Percy, Jason, and Nico but after a while people thought that it wouldn't happen but when we passed out our parents symbols appeared over our head. So then they started planning our death and this guy caught a whiff of when they were goi to do it so he saved us. Yep that was the plan until a hoard of campers blocked the exit out of camp.
"CRAP I thought it was at 5 that they were going to strike," then he paused and turned around and yelled "HEY LOOK THIER ESCAPING FROM THE BOATS," yeah they'd just we were leaving camp right away. We were going threw the forest when I saw a horse. This horse was too beautiful to describe and I was really excited to think I was going to ride him. Then the blonde dude turned around and cursed.
"Come on we need to hurry their coming....ok then Tod this horses owner is a child of Pluto so you'll have to do but I have to warn you he goes FAST like you might vomit fast so don't let go," then a flaming arrow almost hit my head but at the last second Su cut the arrow in half. Then the guy looked at Su's sword and got really depressed."Hurry get on the horse,".
So we all hopped on the horse and then Su said "Hey do the horse just cuss at me.. Wow that's a mean wo- WOW that's just horrible," I looked at Su like he was crazy but then I remembered about the angry mob that wants to kill us so then I told the horse to go. Right before we left I remembered who he was.
"Thanks...Jason," then his back stood up and then whispered something like 'it would be you who figured it out' then before I could say anything the mob charged and the horse ran off.
" The Three Princes shall bring justice"
"First travel to Alaska "
"Take Ride to Canada"
"Fall down the falls and rest with rainbow men fun"
"Climb up the temple of Bain"
"The Three Princes shall end the kings evil tyranny"
So yeah we had almost nothing. Then on the third day I made a little joke about Zeus's beard and that's when Julia lost it, she tried to drill her spear on my chest and yelled" HOW CAN YOU EVEN LOOK AT SUCH SCUM AND NOT WANT TO KILL THEM," then she stormed off while Chiron seemed to be asking himself the same question. So the next day was the day that we ask around for donations, me and Su asked around Camp Half-Blood while Alpha went to Camp Jupiter to ask. So this is how it works, we ask a one cabin at a time for donations and if they want to they must ask their head person if its ok so after going to about 30 cabins, not including Su's, only 3 cabins donated why so little you may ask well its because they thought we were going to destroy Mt. Olympus. And with Alpha and him trying to get donations well since he went to Camp Jupiter which is pretty much Camp Zeus nobody donated expect from this dark girl Bazel I think??? Well she gave Alpha who gave to me a pouch but she told him to tell me not to open it unless we have no place to rest. So...yeah it wasn't really successful so far, but then I took a trip to the cabin in the woods....or like the outer side of the woods. So this was the last cabin on my side of the camp and I was not looking forward to it. I got turned down so many times when ever someone said the hope I had died more and more. Now I wasn't sure what god this kids parents from all I knew was that there was a reason why he lives in the woods but I did not expect this. As I walked down the path I started hearing noises, strange ones kinda like moaning. At first I thought someone was injured so I rushed down to the cabin and on the persons door where there was suppose to be his/hers parent symbol was a huge.....pen15 if you know what I mean. I didn't know that was his symbol so I felt bad thinking this kid gets picked on a lot so then I knocked on the door but all I heard was those noises.
"Hellooooo I'm here asking for donations.....are you hurt in their...HELLO," but I still didn't hear a reply so thinking someone was hurt I kicked down the door and what I saw shocked the living crap put of me. The was these two people......doing the dance with no pants.
The girl ,who looked shocked storm out of there and the guy got up from the bed like nothing was wrong,grabbed a beer, and walked up to and asked "What do you want?" He sounded like he didn't care but that wasn't my concern. My concern was my head was at crouch level and he was butt naked!!! I was trying really hard (hehe HARD) anyway I was trying really hard not to look but it was right in my face and we all know what that IT is. Finally after trying to tell him to put clothes on I finally snapped.
"Sir if you don't put some pants on ill cut off you.." We'll you know what I said. So then he put a towel around his legs and showed me in his cabin or more a bachelor pin, I mean he's got slow jazz music playing, it smells like heaven, and a fridge full of wine....yep he's got the good life. "So ummmm why is their a....thing on your door did some guys-"
"Naw kid that's my dad, Himeros's symbol he's the god of sex" so yeah he just came out and the s word...not really into protecting kids youth but whatever "it's kinda a funny story on how I'm born...well my dad reached the 1 million mark about 18 years ago " I was about to ask 1 million what but then it came to me and I realize how dumb I would have sounded. "Hera was disgusted in him so she cursed him with a love baby but he didn't really care...the best thing he gave me was my looks" Which was true I mean this guy was perfectly ripped not to many muscles not too many or not too little, he had really great brown hair with some blond highlights and talked with a voice that would get any girl in bed. Then he grabbed a bag handed it to me." Everything I ever needed is in their...ok let's see 3 bottles of nectar, Trojan condams, oil-"
"What why would you need...oh never mind" I said with a kinda nasty after taste.
"Anyway...some drachmas, and finally my little black book, I think I'll keep THAT so here you go all you need to survive just tell everyone that the slut helped you,". When he said that I looked at him and kinda thought of him differently he looked like he just said "Hi I'm Bob" like something he knows he is which is wrong. You can't of yourself as something bad I mean that's just f'ed up. So to cheer him I told him something.
"Hey your not a slut you look like a pretty cool guy I mean almost no one else donated so your a nice guy in my book," then I looked at him with a smile which I could tell cheered him up. After I left I went to my room and crashed.
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I woke up to a blond guy shaking me in 4 in the morning telling me I'm going to die. Ok so what happened was I was having a weird dream about this guy in full armor sharpening his sword in this weird temple." Yes my baby yes you will feel blood soon and from the three princes no less shhh let's go feast on the blood of a village until then....yes good". Then the guy woke me up and when I got up I saw Su and Alpha ready with their bags and that's when I knew it was time to go. I grabbed my bag, some clothes, and my blade, then we left my cabin.
"Why are we leaving so early I need my beauty sleep bro," I said half awake and about to pass out on the cement. Then the guy looked at me ,he looked really familiar by the way, and said with a sad look
"They can't stand it anymore...,they think your going to end our world so they planned to kill you in your sleep-"
"Wait wait who's 'they'" Su said looking like someone just punched him. But we all knew the answer....it was the campers they hated us the moment we got here and know they wanted us dead. So we hurried into the forest but the whole time I kept staring at the guy wondering who he reminded me of. He started explaining that this wasn't the first time they read the scroll they thought that the three princes were Percy, Jason, and Nico but after a while people thought that it wouldn't happen but when we passed out our parents symbols appeared over our head. So then they started planning our death and this guy caught a whiff of when they were goi to do it so he saved us. Yep that was the plan until a hoard of campers blocked the exit out of camp.
"CRAP I thought it was at 5 that they were going to strike," then he paused and turned around and yelled "HEY LOOK THIER ESCAPING FROM THE BOATS," yeah they'd just we were leaving camp right away. We were going threw the forest when I saw a horse. This horse was too beautiful to describe and I was really excited to think I was going to ride him. Then the blonde dude turned around and cursed.
"Come on we need to hurry their coming....ok then Tod this horses owner is a child of Pluto so you'll have to do but I have to warn you he goes FAST like you might vomit fast so don't let go," then a flaming arrow almost hit my head but at the last second Su cut the arrow in half. Then the guy looked at Su's sword and got really depressed."Hurry get on the horse,".
So we all hopped on the horse and then Su said "Hey do the horse just cuss at me.. Wow that's a mean wo- WOW that's just horrible," I looked at Su like he was crazy but then I remembered about the angry mob that wants to kill us so then I told the horse to go. Right before we left I remembered who he was.
"Thanks...Jason," then his back stood up and then whispered something like 'it would be you who figured it out' then before I could say anything the mob charged and the horse ran off.
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11/9/13