Dear Fanfiction
Sincerely, Zeus
Dear Zeus,
So your nickname's thunder-pants, right? You know that's a movie about a kid who can't stop farting? Do you drop fart-bombs a lot?
Sincerely, ValdezChic (I'm genuinely curious)
Dear ValdezChic,
I most certainly DO NOT.
Now, if you do not keep SILENT, I will VAPORIZE YOU.
Mortals like you ask the most STUPID questions...
Where did I even get that nickname, anyways...?
Sincerely, Zeus
Notes
I was laughing so hard over this one. Special thanks to ValdezChic for writing a letter about this one!
Just saying about Percy (#2) I know this is old but you should update it, because of the trials of apollo. Cuz, Paul and his mom do have a kid. Almost. His mom is pregnant at least. Also spoiler alert. I know, too late know but whatever.
1/10/17