To be completely honest I thought the "demigods" were just some crazy muggles. In fact I still think they are, I mean honestly who can believe all the crap about "The Almighty Zeus." Honestly you crazy muggles, get a life! We arrived at the "camp" of the "demigods" and I realized that I was in some sort of cult thing. I wasn't to worried I mean a half working wand was enough to take on a army of muggles with long sharp pointy knives. I grabbed my wand but as soon as the thought passed through my head I gave it up. I will never purposefully hurt anyone again. "You guys do know that when it is at the height of the lunar cycle you and your demigod" yeah right demigods. "friends will have to kill me at the height of the lunar cycle, right?" They shifted uncomfortably, the one who told me his weakness spoke,"We won't."

I have to admit that made me a little annoyed, okay maybe a little more than annoyed. "I'm done! You people are idiots with your "gods" and your cult thing! You aren't half-god! The Greek gods are not real and at the height of the lunar cycle someone will die or be changed if you don't kill me!" The one I talked to looked at a scrawny latino boy,"Leo you handle this one." Now I was furious because of the calm way they handled my outburst. He walked over and sat next to me. "So Leo tell me your initiation to the cult story so I can join you and your crazy friends and wake up one day to see you all dead and the murderer still at the scene." He smirked. "Complete denial is actually handling this a lot better than I did when I got to camp."

I raised my eyebrows,"So you actually buy this whole idea?" "I would think you would handle this a lot calmer than others considering you call yourself a witch." He shrugged,"Anyways, look at my hands." His hands caught on fire, I pulled out my wand before he could react and I yelled,"Aguamenti!" Water flew out of all sides of my semi-defective wand. Me and Leo were soaked. Everyone including Leo looked at me with a look of pure astonishment. "I would think you would handle this a lot calmer considering you call yourself demigods." I then went back to looking at my wand wondering why I was so smart that I stole Fenrir's wand. The giant boat/plane/dragon/thing landed at "camp" and me and the demigods got off.

"We need to take you to Chiron, he isn't going to believe this." Oh, great now I'm the demigods' odd specimen. I let them take me to this Chiron guy whoever he was. When I saw that he was a centaur imagine the look of horror on the demigods' faces when I grabbed my wand and said,"Levicorpus."(This spell hangs the target upside down in the air.) Then imagine how awkward directly after that was when the demigods pinned me to the floor and I was certain that 15 more of those beasts were closing in on me and about to kill me. Of course they didn't and then I set him down in silent shame.

He gave me what was probably the regular introductory speech with a few questions about my lycanthrope issue and some remarks on how most werewolves they encountered were almost always in a complete feral state. Then came the whole wizard/witch questions and I answered them all. Then he said,"So what about your family?" Oh, you know, the normal my mother doesn't know I exist, I was raised by her and her sister who taught me how to prolong someone's descent into insanity so they could still answer questions while I slowly killed them. I decided to answer some of the question,"My mother was a witch and she raised me until I was turned then she gave me to the Dark Lord as an assassin after I distorted or wiped all memory of me from her so I was practically raised by a pack of werewolves who thought I would be better off in their stomachs and my mother's sister who ironically was a torturer/assassin. So in other words, my childhood was just wonderful."

A big guy who I think is named Frank then said,"Your joking, right?" I replied. "That would be a very pointless joke."

Notes

Finally! I got to update.