The Problem At The Mets Game...

"Who in the name of Tartarus are these pathetic exuses for demons?" Lily asked when she saw the two demons Hades had brought.
"This is Pain," Hades pointed to the larger one. "And this is Panic." Hades pointed to the smaller one. "They are your personal, shall we say, assistants."
Lily stared at the two demons. They were both short and had horns on their heads. One of them was fat and red whilst the other one was thin and blue.
Before Hades turned to leave, he picked Pain and Panick up by their tails.
"Don't mess this up like the last time." He muttered.
"Oh, you mean the thing with Hercules?" Pain asked.
Hades growled.
"'Cus, uh, we won't mess up like that again." Panic said.
"Good." Said Hades.
Then, he snapped his hands and dissapeared into the shadows.
"Alright idiots." Lily said. "What can you do?"
"We can shape shift!" Pain cried.
He nodded at Panic and they both turned into the most adorable little boys Lily had ever seen. If her heart had not been black, it would have melted.
"And, what else?"
Pain and Panic shifted uncomfortably.
"That's it." Panic admitted.
"Morons." Lily said. "You're idiots, both of you. Memo to me, maim you after my meeting."
They started walking deeper inside the cave.
"Who are you meeting?" Pain inquired.
"Someone who can help me." Lily replied.
"Who?" Panic asked.
"Luke Castellan."
"That son of Hermes who tried to destroy the gods?" Asked Panic.
"Yes." Lily said. "He can tell me where he went wrong."
They finally reached the deepest part of the cave. Luke's ghost was staring at her, his eyes drilling a whole right through her stomach.
"When did he get here?" Lily asked Gabby.
"When Hades left, he just showed up. Oh, and, he said something about wanting a Happy Meal." Gabby replied.
"What?"
"I don't know."
Lily turned to Luke.
"Luke!" She said.
"Sorry, do I know you?" Luke asked.
"No, but I need your help."
"What with?"
"Destroying the gods. I need to know where you went wrong."
Luke thought for a moment.
"Annabeth and Thalia won't hear that I helped you, right?" He asked.
"My lips are sealed."
"Well," Luke started. "The only thing that went wrong for me was having a weakness. Annabeth was able to bring me down just by saying a few words. 'Family, Luke. You promised.' I can still hear the pain in her voice, see the blood on her face. So, if you've got a weakness, you're screwed."
"That's it?" Lily asked. "No problem, then. Everyone I care about is on my side."
"Really?" Luke asked. "Well, are you sure you're choosing the right side?"
The question startled Lily.
"I, uh, I- I'm choosing the right side. I know where I stand." She finally said.
"Well them, just pray that you're right."

Notes

If you can't tell, I really liked the disney movie "Hercules"