Max and Nico {Official}

Max and Nico watch the Lion kind when he finds out he hasn't seen it (I have writer's block)

Nico: No, Simba! It's not your fault! it was Scar! You didn't kill him, Simba! Don't cry!

Max: Dude...calm down...it's just a movie.

Nico: and you said this is a kid's film?! What in Hades- this is sick!

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Nico: ...why is that gerbil wearing a skirt...?

Max: That's a meerkat -and him and the warthog are the comic relief. They're supposed to be funny.

Nico: This movie is not funny and- OH MY GODS TIMONE IS GOING TO DIE! YOU CAN'T KILL THE GOOD GUYS THAT IS NOT OKAY!

Max: Calm down, bro. They don't die...

Nico: Wait, stop! Don't spoil it for me! This is getting good!

• • •

Nico: *sassy Nico* Oh, yeah! The ladies are here to save the day! You go girls!

Max: *Is trying not to laugh*

• • •

Nico: SIMBA, NO! DON'T KILL HIM! *buries his face in the couch*

Max: *hesitantly pats him on the back* Dude...are you okay?

Nico: *grumbles into the couch* Don't touch me...

• • •

*as the credits play*

Max: So, what did you think?

Nico: *is staring, mortified, at the screen* That movie messed me up, man...

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