Not this again (On Break)

At the breakfast table the sudden appearance of Jason was starting to sink in. "So, let me guess, ever since you two have been reunited the hormones really started going " Percy ask in between bites of blue pancakes.
"Umm, what makes you say that, seaweed brain?" Piper answers with her face bright red. "First of all, it's embarrassing enough when Annabeth calls me that. Secondly, because it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know what happened last night." He irritatedely replies. "Is it that bad" I question. "Not when you say it, but I don't want to be in the middle of a fight, and hear 'Hey, seaweed brain watch out.' The monsters will probably die of laughter." He reassuringly responds. "Anyway, what did happen last night?" Frank ask. "How do you not know?" I shoot back. "Because, Hazel and I were... Umm you could say 'Busy'". He finishes. "Well, I'll be. We're everyone's hormones on overdrive." Percy sighs. "Don't act like we weren't with them" I add. "Everyone, please keep YOUR sex life to YOURSELF. I have an announcement." Calypso scream with tears running down her cheeks.
"I have made a big decision. I-I am. I can't say it" she shouts dropping to her knees.
Annabeth races off my lap to catch her accompanied by Hazel. "Cally, it's ok you can tell us when your ready, ok?" Hazel says. "But, I am ready." She whimpers as she struggles to her feet.
"I-I have decided to become a lesbian" she announces. "Men have abandoned me too many times to count, and even in this short time of being around women. I've felt more secure with them." She finishes
"But, I thought sexuality wasn't a choice." Frank ask as Hazel returns to his lap. "Have those kind of ideas ever applied to us?" She instantly replies. "I guess not. Anyway, in the heat of last night we never asked why you're here." Percy remarks eager to change the subject since he has never been comfortable with others sexuality.
"Well, for two reasons actually. To makeup with piper and to see if my nightmare about Leo was true" He answers wrapping his hands around pipers waist. "Well, you did a lot of making up" Percy giggles "But on a serious note. We need to give Leo a ceremony." He finishes.
"That's the first smart thing I've ever heard you say that doesn't concern the ocean, Percy." Piper teases. "I'll get straight to work on a funeral." I add.

Notes

I'm back sorry for the break. Anyway you should check out some of my other stories I've written with @seaweedbrainxxxwisegirl, and while your at it check out her stories too. We've written two, so far, one is a less serious Truth or Dare and the other is a giant collaboration including other books and anime (that's my part in it). Anyway thanks for reading, I love you guys so damn much