Songfics

*Note: some words are excluded (and some are replaced) from the song. For full lyrics, look it up yourself.*
This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Stylin', while, livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself, I'm so pretty
I groaned as Leo turned on Uptown Funk. Of course. It was his song. ‘His theme’ as he put it. I rolled my eyes and continued working as he danced around Bunker 9.
I'm too hot
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot
Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
I sighed and put my work down as I moved to sit on a dingy couch he had pushed up in the corner. Crossing my arms, but letting a vague smile show.
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh
A smile tugged at my mouth while Leo danced around like the crazy person he was. I relented, grinning.
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some Pepsi in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio, get the stretch
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood
Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh dry skippy
Leo danced over to a dented mini fridge. He grabbed a Pepsi and tossed it to me. I caught it, thank goodness, but knew better than to open it. I rolled my eyes, smiling, as Leo stuck out his tongue at me.
I'm too hot
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot
say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh
I let out a small laugh as Leo tripped over one of the many inventions he had laying around. He righted himself and kept dancing as I tried to muffle my laughs.
Before we leave
Lemme tell y'all a lil' something
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up uh
I said uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
He made his way over to me while ‘raising the roof’. I knew what was coming next. The same thing that always happened….
Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch come on!
He offered me his hand, wanting me to dance with him. I shook my head politely refusing. He grabbed my hand anyways dragging me up onto my feet. I tripped which resulted in Leo catching me. He immediately stopped his wild, crazy dance and stood me up. His dance now was a gentle, swaying ballroom dance.
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
I admit I was a bit surprised that Leo calmed down that quickly. This was the most upbeat part of the song, yet we were slow dancing. As the song drew to close, he pulled me closer to him so that our foreheads were touching. The song ended and he kissed me lightly. “I love you.” he whispered.
I buried my face in his shoulder “I love you too.” I murmured, smiling as he held me.

Notes

This chapter is dedicated to bewareofthepigs the one who requested this song.