The second son of posiden

As I was walking minding my own business a cilestreal bronze cannon ball all most took my head off " what the fuck you dumbass lustrogonian you could have killed me just then you basterd" "well that was kind of the point I am going to kill you and eat your demigod flesh" seid the lustrogonian "well as good as I would tast I'm afraid I can't let you eat my flesh I'm kind of attached to it" I seid and by now I was starting to regret throwing my shper thing called tital wave away and was getting ready to run for it when something heavy apeared in my pocket so I got it out and my jaw dropped open because I was holding the shper that i through into the Atlantic ocean and then I got a stupid idea so I thought "well dad I hope I know how to use this thing" and I charged well I know you must be thinking " what the fuck dude are you fucking Insaein charging a 10 foot canibal with a clestril bronze and gold ball is Suiside" and to anser your qweshten I just acted on instinct so I charged the lustragonian and I feel a slight tug in my gut and summon the water in a nearby water fontin and blast the lustragonian in the face and then I think "damb it dad if you were going to give me a gift why couldn't it be something useful like a trident" and then my shper started to Chang it got long and straight and the end split into 3 points each sharpening until I was holding a celestreal bronze trident with gold tips and gold Greek lettering that spelled tidal wave and I swor on the river sticks I would do what dad seid and go to camp half blood then I walked over to the lustragonian and seid "sorry but my flesh stays on me you bitch and I drove my trident through the basterd neck and watched it melt to dust

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Sorry about any spelling errors and if the chapters vary in Langth