The New Addition To The Jackson Family

It's been a week since the surprise attack of the king snake dude. And since that jerk Alex Ramirez held MY girlfriend. HE'S ALWAYS HITTING IN HER! But I guess he did save her life.. I GUESS! Anyway I was getting dressed.. you know the casual suit and tie suit and tie(sorry JT moment) and slicking my hair back. IT WAS MY COLLEGE GRADUATION FOR THE GODS'S SAKE!! But I could think straight. All I could think about was the conversation that I had with my dad last night. Last night around 6 o'clock I went down to the lake. It's no Long Island sound but close enough. I prayed to my dad to come down and advice me. To my surprise he came down. He was in his usual fishing hat and Hawaiian t-shirt. But for pants he wore sea green OWL pajama bottoms.
"Umm.. Father.. Sir.. What are you wearing? I mean not to be rude or anything but it's only 6 o'clock. And isn't the owl Athena's symbol of power?" I asked trying to hold back my laughter.
"Um.." My father coughed. "Well.. You see-" he whispered the rest in my ear so that nobody else could hear. He whispered, "I was in the middle of having sex with Athena. She was about to burst when you called me down here! You little bastard!"
"WHAT! DAD! But didn't you and Athena have a falling out like millennia ago?" I asked complete dumbfounded.
"Yes. But I want to rekindle that relationship." Poseidon said quietly. "But now onto you. What is so important that you needed me here in person?"
"Well dad.. It's about that warning you gave me 4 years ago." I said slowly and cautiously. "I want to fuck Annabeth SOO bad! She wants to too! But we know we can't. I just want to know if it's safe."
Poseidon sighed deeply. "Son. I understand your ambition. But it's still very much too early."
"Oh" I frowned.
"But I may have found a loophole." Out of his breat pocket he produced something in a square package. The packaging read 'God like strength, for the tougher jobs.'
"Dad! You just carry this around in your pocket!" I asked a little disturbed.
"Hey you never know when you might need it." He winked. "But don't use it unless the need arises. I don't know if it will work the same for you as it does for me." And he turned and left in a flash of light.
I sat on the banks of the lake thinking and processing what my father had said. After a minute are two I got up and walked back to the house I shared with Annabeth.
When I walking in the front door all I could smell was.. Waffles? I walking into the kitchen and saw Annabeth in booty shorts and a camisole with an apron that read 'I love seaweed brain'

Notes

Hey guys! I lost the last part of this Chapter.... OOPS!! but um yeah!

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