I Hate Death (On Hold)
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I can't believe that I managed to stand Grace up again. It was all Zeus' fault. I mean come on, just because some past lover of his is trying to get stuff out of him again, why do I have to take her away? He could have just ignored her, not killed her.
Then once I had done that, Hera had some other people to take care of. Seriously I don't think that they can go a day without killing someone, innocent or not.
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I raced down to hell ASAP, looking for Grace. I saw her in our bedroom and a smile formed on my face. Then I saw what she was wearing and my face fell.
Those pants. They are horrible. They are tight and once she has them on, there is no way of getting anything, they are the no-sex pants.
I really hate those pants.
I sigh and walk into the house. I sit down on the sofa next to Grace and put my arm around her, she doesn't move into me and I know this is her way of punishing me.
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On the other hand, the good news is that I may have found a way to make Grace Immortal. I'm so excited to test it. But I have to wait until she's not mad with me. Because I love Grace.
Ew. Shit
12/26/15