21 Things I Know About You

I whisper sweetly to Annabeth.
"That Grace kid is weird. I'm gonna talk to him. I'll be back. If you need anything just ask, okay? I love you."
"I love you too, bye. Oh, and is it okay if I sleep here tonight? I can't fall asleep in my bed."
"Sure." I respond.
I proceed to Stan's room. Jason's trying to beat Stan because Drew started spooning him. Drew cheated. It wasn't Stan's fault.
"I'll kill you!" I shout. "It wasn't Stan's fault!"
"When Annabeth kissed Luke...was it him or Annabeth?" he retorts.
"Luke! And for that I'm gonna knock your lights out!"
"You're proving my point."
I swing at him, get him good in the neck. He backs out towards the bathroom for a second. I get an idea. I close the door and get in with him.
"What, you gay?" he asks me.
I shove him into the shower and turn on the faucet.
The water comes slowly. With my powers, it rushes up, closes the screen door, then fills.
"Just smart. You can't swim." I brag.
That's another power of mine. I can take or give people's power of swimming at will.
He eventually drowns and sinks to the bottom. I waterproof (another power) my phone and take a picture of it. I drain all the water than leave his body in the tub.
"Stan, don't say I didn't do anything for you."
"Thanks," Stan thanked, "you did me a favor,"
"Thanks, hon," Stan thanked, sounding like a Real Housewife of New Jersey.
I walk back to the room me and Annabeth are sleeping at.
"And when we ride! The two of us." I whispered.

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