The Doggygod

Evil humans! How dare they! Mrs. Peggysion made bacon bean soup and she THREW OUT the extra bacon strips. She knows that I love those! Wait. I know what she's doing. She's trying to make me go into the trash so she can give me a speech on how I need to be a better puppy. I'm only two months old and they've only had me for a month and a half and I have heard 10 of her speeches and 90% of them were out of the blue. Even though I'm still very young I try to be a good dog so I don't need a leash on walks and so I can be closer to my family. I ran over to lick Jackie's face. It tasted like peanut butter. I love peanut butter. And bacon. And peanut butter covered bacon. Or bacon flavored peanut butter. Yummm! Oh sorry. Anyways- OMG is that a squirrel? I'm gonna get it! I ran at the door but realized that it was to late for me because there was glass there. I banged my little head on the glass door. Ow, that hurt.. a lot. What was I saying?Oh never mind. Mrs. Peggysion called everyone for dinner. Calvin put a cup of food in my bowl as she headed of towards the table. She had her soccer gear on since after this she had a soccer game. Every diner Jackie and Calvin would " accidentally" drop some of the food on the ground without their parents finding out. It was fun and delicious!

We all got in the car to get to Calvin's soccer game. I sat on her lap as she stroked my fluffy fur. I licked her hand as I fell asleep in her lap.

I felt the car stop and I woke up. We were here! Mr. Peggysion put my leash on even thoughI was perfectly fine without it and I jumped out of the car. Calvin ran ahead to join her team as we went over to the watching side. The came was about to start.

The game was 6-0 we won! Calvin scored four goals! We went out for ice cream afterwards. The place we go to is really good and they let dogs in! They have treats there so I always eat those.

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