The Mis-Adventures of George and Martha.

"Martha?"

"Yes George?"

"Martha?"

"YES George."

"MARTHA?"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT GEORGE, I'M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!"

"Hi."

Martha's body turned red in anger. "YOU DIE NOW GEORGE!"

George tried to jumped back but realized his body was curled around the staff. Martha madly hissed at him. George shook in fright. "HERMES PUT ME UP TO IT! I'm sorry."

"Oh good job George," Hermes frowned "You ruined all the fun!"

"I'm sorry, Martha was about to kill me! Oh, and do you have that rat you promised me?"

"No rat for you. You wussied out. Plus Martha wouldn't actually kill you. She's you wife."

"Yes," Martha sarcastically said. "I would never kill him...he he."

"Why did I hear a hint of sarcasm in that?" Hermes asked.

"Sarcasm....nooooooooo."

"Well good because I need to snakes for my staff., so..."

"Yes I would never kill George."

"I heard sarcasm in that too., missy."

"Can I have a rat?"

"NO!" They both shouted at him.

"Why?"

"Because," Martha replied. "You are on a strict no rats diet. You have became a chubby snake and we're supposed to be slick and skinny."

And what Martha said, she meant. George's body was made out of fat parts that went up and down like hills on his body. He was so fat that Martha was pushed out wards a lot more than she was supposed to be on the staff where their bodies connected. "You know what," Hermes said. "Just take this pill to become skinny again. I prefer not to have a chubby snake staff."

"Is it rat flavored?"

"No."

"Then what flavor is it?"

"Ummm...pill flavor."

"What does pill flavor taste like?"

"Umm..JUST EAT THE STUPID PILL."

Hermes shoved the pill down George's throat. George suddenly started to grow much bigger even though it should've been expected for Hermes. "Hermes!" Martha yelled. "What have you done!?"

George grew so big and then he just popped and magically turned skinny again. "Yeah I'm skinny again! Let's celebrate this with a rat!"

Martha gave him a glare before Hermes hit the stick if the staff against the ground twice and George and Martha turned into silver.

Notes

Sorry that this was short and not that good. I wasn't sure how to start this.