GG, Kronos, But I Have Foresight

In which the Greek gods are all pretty much Jerkass Gods with their own agendas, Percy is a ridiculously sassy little kid, Chiron is awkward af, and I'm just a punk-ass, possibly bisexual otaku making butterflies so big that they create fucking tornadoes. Oh, and I also appear to have been turned into a girl for some largely unknown reason. Fuck it, I'm not taking this. Kronos is getting so many blue plastic hairbrushes to the face.

1. Prologue - I'm the Only One Without a Vote on My Fate, As Usual

   The gods hold a council to decide on a course of action to take in order to save their future.

2. Chapter 1 - And I'd Just Escaped High School, Too

   Evan falls into the world of Percy Jackson, and he makes a shocking discovery.

3. Chapter 2 - Nancy Bobofit is Not the Best Roommate

   Eve has to deal with Nancy Bobofit as a roommate, and being a girl as well.

4. Chapter 3 - I Have Fury

   Eve meets Mrs. Dodds and goes on the field trip to the Metropolitan Museum of Art with Percy.

5. Chapter 4 - Your Friendly Neighborhood Horseman

   Mrs. Dodds and Eve fight. Afterwards, Chiron asks Eve to talk with him at the end of the day.

6. Chapter 5 - Everybody Has a Water Buffalo

   Eve says goodbye to Percy and Grover and begins the journey to Camp Half-Blood.

7. Chapter 6 - We Take a Bull By the Horns

   Eve and Beckendorf fight the Minotaur en route to Camp Half-Blood.

8. Chapter 7 - Mr. D Predicts My Demise

   Eve and Beckendorf finally reach Camp Half-Blood, and a suspicious Mr. D reads Eve's fatal flaw.

9. Chapter 8 - Obligatory Training Montage

   Eve begins her life in Camp Half-Blood, training like the demigods. Meanwhile, Kronos edits his plan.

10. Chapter 9 - Murphy's Law Sucks, Really Badly

    Percy finishes school at Yancy, and makes his way to Camp Half-Blood.

11. Chapter 10 - I Narrowly Avoid Being Smote

    Eve greets Percy and Grover, who have arrived at Camp Half-Blood, spoils some information, and gets on Zeus's bad side.

12. Chapter 11 - Lady Luck is Literally Against Me

    During cabin clean up, some unlucky things start happening to Eve, resulting in her being in the bathroom during Clarisse's "initiation" for Percy.