Hello everyone. It’s been a while, huh? This is something that has been haunting my mind for quite a while now. You see, over on Quotev, yazzoberryacres and Elizabeth Schuyler wrote a “april fools prank on nico” type story. This is his reaction and revenge. I had so much fun writing this.

He wakes up in the morning, and what does he see?

It’s blinding, even more so when he lifts his blanket, and is treated to a bright flash of white light.

What the fuck?

He blinks a few times, then looks around.

And nearly has a stroke.

Floor, walls, ceiling, all painted hot pink.

Covered in glitter.

And to top it off, a fucking disco ball pops out of the pink ceiling, casting stars onto the walls.

At first, he’s confused. This is pretty damn weird, even by demigod standards.

And then he realizes.

Shit.“WHO FUCKING DID THIS?”

It had to be Yasmine and her friends.

And probably Leo too.

April fools, you say? He thinks?

Sure.

Why not?

Playtime.

XxXxXxX

He throws the door open - BAM - and there - THERE, an aphrodite girl.

She smiles - yes, she actually fucking smiled!

He unsheathes his obsidian sword.

“Hey nico, wha - aaaaaaaahhh!”

Her words are cut short.

Short slash across the throat, neat stab through the heart while she’s distracted.

She is first.

She will not be the last.

Notes

Well, that was fun!