Araneae Siqua

Yeah. Hopefully you know me, and if you don't, YOU'RE crazy. Well, it takes on to know one- I'm crazy, too.

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Now, this is the story of why I was gone so long.

Okay, so the FULL REASON I was not on here is BECAUSEEE
My internet security system was updated. The system obviously though this website was harboring some sort of virus, so it was blocked.
BUT GOOD NEWS!
My dad is a major in computer programming, and he made it so that this website is officially UN-BLOCKED!!!
I'M SORRY I WASNT HERE
I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE MEEEEEEE

BEFORE YOU READ: I have a CRAY-ZAY long profile. You have been warned.

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JAMBALAYA!!! Post on your page and help it spread like a common cold...


The 6 Truths of Life

1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue

2.You just tried to do the above

3.The first one is a lie

4.You're smiling right now because you're realizing you're an idiot

5.You are going to post this on your page for some other sucker to read it

6.You're smiling like an idiot right now


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person can't.

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is an cat
this is idiot cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
(So I'm supposed to give it to...?)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
(shoot... that's the only time I have to curl my hair!)

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire
(And you thought I didn't know that...?)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
(Oh, thanks for the warning.)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
(And against the tornado it would do what...?)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
(Oh, good to know.)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
(I thought we were supposed to stab them, though...)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(But I though it was instant death...)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
(But hair coloring tastes good on Mint Chocolate Chip!)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap
(Oh, good, I thought the soap was radioactive.)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
(And you thought...?)

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity


PJO HOO Quotes

"Percy smiled. He knew the stakes were high. He knew this day could go terribly wrong. But he also knew Annabeth was on that ship. If things went right, this could be the best day of his life."

"Who knows with girls? Give me a haywire dragon any day."

"I’ll walk down the cabins and Connor and Travis Stoll are stealing stuff from the camp store, and Silena is arguing with Annabeth trying to give her a makeover, and Clarisse is still sticking the new kids’ head into the toilets. It’s nice that some things never change."

"You know how teachers tell you the magic word is ‘please’? That’s not true. The magic word is ‘puke’. It will get you out of class faster than anything else."

"If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I’d pick you."

"A girl starts trying to kill you, you know she’s into you."

"Normally, as long as I’m telling him what to do, he wins in a fight."

"The next person, or horse, who calls me ‘the wine dude’, will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"

"They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb." "Was it hard?"

"Let the world honour you, my huntress," Artemis said. "Live forever in the stars."

"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."

"Dreams like a podcast, downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff."

"Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out."

Wisdom’s daughter walks alone, The Mark of Athena burns through Rome."

"This is Leo. I’m the… What’s my title? Am I, like, admiral, or captain, or…" "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper."

"House gods," Percy said. "Like… smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?"

"Christmas in the Underworld was not my idea!"

"Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie."

"He stepped toward Annabeth, but I put myself between him and her. "Don’t touch her," I said."

"Percy scowled. "I-I know you." Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?"

"I’m Dylan. I’m so cool. I want to date myself, but I don’t know how. You want to date me instead? You’re so lucky!"

"You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"
"Since Percy lost his memory, his whole life was one big fill-in-the-blank. He was , from ____. He felt like_____, and if the monsters caught him, he’d be ______."

"She was scared of tine spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure."

"Don’t I get a kiss for luck? It’s kind of a tradition, right?" "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we’ll see."

"Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it."

"Um… is that thing tame?" Frank said. The horse whinnied angrily. "I don’t think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, ‘I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.’"

She’d also called me brave… unless she was talking to the cat fish."

"It’s funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality."

"How did you die?" "We, er… drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub."

"What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War… Athena versus Poseidon?" I don’t know. But I just know that I will be fighting next to you." "Why?" "Because you are my friend Seaweed Brain. Anymore stupid questions?"

"Deadlines just aren’t real to me unless I’m staring one in the face."

"Chiron insisted that we talk about the labyrinth in the morning which is like, ‘Hey, your life’s in mortal danger. Sleep tight!’"

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He’s the sun god." I said. "That’s not what I meant."

"She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades’s gym shorts."
"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it’s a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."

"This is a pen."

"Where’s the glory in repeating what others have done?"

"Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I’m wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck."

"People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can’t be fixed."

"Dude," said a party pony. "Did you see that bear guy? He was all like, ‘Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth."

"My mom’s funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it’s her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that."

"The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive."

"Be careful with love. It’ll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong."

"If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself."

"I don’t recommend shadow-travel if you’re scared of: a) the dark. b) cold shivers up your spine. c) strange noises. d) going so fast you feel like your face is peeling of. In other words, I thought it was awesome." "It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one."

Against Racism

This happened on TAM airlines.

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.

Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.

"What's the problem, ma'am?" the hostess asked her.

"Can't you see?" the lady said, "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't sit here next to him. You have to change my seat."

"Please, calm down, ma'am," said the hostess. "Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."

The hostess left and returned a few minutes later.

"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there aren't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."

And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued, "Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class.
However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person."

And turning to the black man, the hostess said:

"Which means, sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..."

And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet."

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM

A library is a somewhat easy place to annoy the people sitting around you, but for those of you with less then stellar creativity, we have made a list of things you can do...
1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly.
2. While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you.
3. While looking at your book, turn so you're facing the person. Then, peer over the top of your book, and say "PEEKABOO!!"
4. Put down you book, and look over and start reading the other persons book, and, either 1) say "Ooo. Nice book." or 2) when he/she looks at you, quickly pick up your book and act like your reading it.
5. Suddenly look over at him/her, and say, "You're one of THEM!"
6. Put down you book, and look at him/her. When they says something like "what?", cut them off by saying "Are you accusing me of something?"
7. Read your book. Upside down.
8. Read your book from right to left. And flip the pages the same way.
9. Flip the page every two or so seconds.
10. Pick up your book, put it down, and say, "Wow. That was a good book."
11. Read silently, and then as if speaking to the character in your book, say, "No, Jim! It's a trap! Don't do it!!" Then turn to the person and reply solemnly, "He did it." when he/she looks at you.
12. Turn to the person and ask, "Have you ever experienced Déjà vu and amnesia at the same time?"
13. Start arguing with yourself, then when he/she looks at you funny, say "Ohh, I'm sorry. I was just telling my subconscious to be quiet."
14. Sit down, and then say to the person next to you, "Hi! My name's (_) and I'm really glad to meet you."
15. Ask him/her if he/she knew there are eddies in the space/time continuum.
16. Ask him/her what species he/she is.
17. Every so often, yelp in pain, and look at your feet.
18. Bring a bag or purse, and peer into it and say, "Got enough air in their?" or, "Settle down in there. I'm trying to read!"
19. Ask them what their name is, and then when they start to reply, cut them off by saying, "No it isn't!"
20. Break the silence by making a bodily function noise, then say, "Wow! That was a good one!"
21. Every time the person next to you turns the page, make a strange sound, or a beep.
22. Announce the page number each time you turn a page.
23. Constantly shift in your seat, and if the person next to you asked what is wrong, reply by saying, "I'm constipated. Hehe."
24. Spell every single word as you read it.
25. Chew gum with your mouth open, and smack your lips while reading.
26. Act like you're picking your nose. And eating it.
27. Snort loudly, and gargle with your spit.
28. Sneeze a lot.
29. Hold your book right next to your eyes.
30. Every few minutes, get up out of your chair, walk around the table, and sit back down.
31. Stand up, and continue reading.
32. Make a strange sound every few minutes, then act like you didn't do it.
33. Bring a bag of cat food, and start snacking on it.
34. Bring a box of crunchy cereal, a bowl, and a spoon. Then dig in messily, and crunch on it.
35. Ask them, "Got milk?"
36. Read out loud attempting to pronounce easy words. Butcher them badly. But be able to pronounce hard words.
37. Fall out of your seat, then say, "I meant to do that." Then do it again. And again.
38. Bring a laptop, and turn up the sound, and play a very noisy game.
39. Wear too many sweaters, and complain how hot it is.
40. Bring one of those fans with a squirt bottle attached, and make it look like you re attempting to squirt yourself, but hit them instead.
41. Bring a bottle of squirtable mouth freshener, and miss every time you try to spray it into your mouth.
42. Wear A LOT of putrid smelling cologne or perfume.
43. Spill that same cologne or perfume on their book.
44. Put down your book, then say, "Hey, ya wanna trade?"
45. Bring a recording of very obnoxious music, and hide it in a bag. Turn it up full blast, and accuse them of having it. Keep accusing them, then get the librarian to come. When they find it in your bag, yell, "IT WAS PLANTED ON ME I TELL YOU!!!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!! IT'S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!! ALIENS BEAMED IT INTO MY BAG!!! IT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T LET THEM DO EXPERIMENTS ON ME!!"
46. Without looking away from your book, say to no one in particular, "I know what you did last summer."
47. Bring a piece of bread, and drop pieces of it down the little hole in the center of the table meant for cords.
48. While reading your book, start humming a single note until you're out of breath, then collapse on the floor. Then get back up, and continue reading like nothing happened.
49. Start singing "This is the song that never ends. . ."
50. While placing small pieces of bread in a line, count one, two, three. . ., and lose count every ten or so.
51. Bring a recording of a popular song. Play it on headphones quietly, but sing along very badly. Then say to the person next to you, "I took singing lessons!"
52. Turn to the person sitting next to you and say to them, "Hey! How ya doin'? That's great, me too."
53. Instead of a laptop, bring your entire computer!
54. While working at a laptop, suddenly stand up, and announce to every one, "I have mail!!"
55. Start staring at the person, and when you have their attention, announce, "I measure sock by thickness!"
56. Turn to the person next to you, and ask them to pronounce their name backwards. When they ask you why, tell them that you are looking for hidden messages.
57. State proudly that you have been to the "other" side. Give no explanation.
58. Suddenly grasp your heart, let out a wail, and fall to the ground. Then get back up like nothing happened.
59. Collapse on the floor. Then get up like nothing happened. When the person next to asked what is wrong, look at him/her with an inquiring look on your face, and say, "What do you mean?"
60. Say, "It always starts so weird, and they do it so weird." When they ask, "What?" say, "Ohh, sorry. I'm back now."
61. Start telling a VERY strange story, then half way through say, "Never mind."
62. Turn to them and while pointing your fingers at them as if you were electrocuting them, say, "BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!. . ."
63. Start arguing with yourself. When they ask you who you are talking to, say, "Your just jealous 'cause the voices are talking to ME!!!"
64. Say, "Who's Freddie?" Then act like you didn't say anything.
65. Say, "Argh! My central nervous system in shot! Quick! Give me blue china!!!"
66. Introduce your self by saying, "Hi! I'd like a hamburger, and a green South America please." When they ask what your problem is, say, "Ohh, your not my fairy god mother? I'm sorry, he must have flown into the bookcases. Bye!" and run off.
67. Continuously rub a book while chanting, "Come out, come out. I know you're in there!" When they ask what you're doing, say, "I'm calling the book genie out!"
68. Run up to them with a book, thrust it under their nose and ask, "Will you sign my autograph?!?" Make sure you say MY.
69. Get up onto the table, and start acting like a duck. When they ask what you're doing, say happily, "I'm roosting!"
70. Bring a bottle of glue and sniff it while counting down from a very high number. When they ask what you're doing, say, "I'm counting my brain cells!"
71. Stick a "kick me" sign on your back, and accuse them of putting it their.
72. Repeat every thing they say to you.
73. Ask them, "Have you ever had an orange juice bath?" When they look at you strangely, say, "What?"
74. Look up suddenly and yell, "Ohh no!" When they ask you what happened, say, "Nothing." Then do it again.
75. Stare accusingly at the other person, and when they look at you, say, "Where were you on the night of February 32, 1989?!"
76. Look at one page number, then a different one. They say in astonishment, "Wow! The page numbers are in order! Cool! They guy who came up with that musta been a genius!!"
77. Glance over your shoulder every few seconds.
78. Maintain a look of horror constantly, but act normal other wise.
79. Say to him/her, "You have the right to remain silent!"
80. Pat your stomach and say, "Whoa. Human extremities do not settle well."
81. Get a child's book like "Green Eggs and Ham" and complain that there is no glossary.
82. Find a thesaurus and say in complete astonishment, "Wow! Did you know that "affirmative" and "yes" mean the same thing?"
83. Say, "Omph!" like you were just shot, and while smushing a ketchup pack on your chest, fall on the floor. Then get back up like nothing happened. After that, look at your stomach, and say, "What? How'd this stain get here?" while motioning to the ketchup.
I LOVE that Library thing!



Penname: I change it a lot. Don't expect me to remember. You'll know who I am by my profile. So far, I have gone by:

D.O.S.
The_Crusader
ERMAGERSH_ITS_PUDDING
Valdez_Is_Awesome_Period
Lost One's Weeping (although I didn't stay as that for very long)
Alex DiAngelo
Cassandra DiAngelo
The Amazing Spider-Girl
Araneae Siqua

Age: Depends.

What people think I am when they first look at me: 16

What they think I am when they get to know me: 7

What I really am: 13

Birthday: August 2nd

Gender: Female

I'm a grammar Nazi. Don't expect me to read a story with poor grammar without going crazy.

Well, those were some obvious importances.


I live in California! Pacific timezone BABY!


I am a PROUD Web-headed demigod, Fairykind, weilder of the Omnitrix, and a Jedi. I also spend most of my spare time tracking down EVOs and hanging out with Deadpool at WalMart. I am an inhabitant of District 3 and a mutant. My Hogwarts letter is two years LATE but I'm pretty sure I'd be in Ravenclaw. In a parallel universe I'm the deputy of Riverclan. Also, I'm a total Vocaloid otaku. My status does not say 'single' or 'taken', but instead, it says, 'waiting for a Time-Lord in a blue box'.


Favorite cartoons: Ben 10, Generator Rex, Ultimate Spider-Man, Young Justice, X-Men Evolution, and yeah.

Favorite food: potatoes and mom's meatloaf, and pretty much anything with sour cream

ALMOST anything with sour cream.

My OCs Powerpint coming soon~

Favorite books/book series: *sigh* here we go...
Fablehaven
Harry Potter
Eragon
Emily Windsnap
The Hunger Games
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
The Heroes of Olympus
The Kane Chronicles
The Candy Shop War
The Beyonders
Mythic Misadventures
Wolves of the Beyond
Guardians of Ga'Hoole
13 Treasures
The Kingdom Keepers
Warriors

Favorite Color: REDORANGEYELLOWGREENBLUEINDIGOVIOLET
BUT NEVER PINK
AND I PREFER NEON GREN

Favorite game: MONOPOLY
Favorite video game: Ben 10 Protector of Earth

Favorite sports: Basketball and Soccer

Favorite band: Maroon 5
Favorite singer: Adam Lavine

Favorite hobbies: Drawing writing, being an annoying tag-along:3

Favorite Quotes:

Gwen: *In a mimicking tone* "Spend the summer with your grandpa, honey, it'll be an adventure."

Kevin: I still get to smash it, right?

Kevin: You little juvenile delinquent, trying to set me on fire!

Kevin: "I think we should get back in the car."
Ben: "And run away?"
Kevin: "And run it over."





WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??
Try it without looking at answers
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together



Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :
1. Einstein
2. Nelson Mandela
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. Brad Pitt
8. Hitler
9. Araneae Siqua!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough, cough*HAHAHAHAHA
10. Barack Obama
I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!
PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!
Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.


One and only PJO shipping I support: PERCABETH

I stand corrected. Nico and Reyna are made for each other. :3

Screw Calypso! Leo needs a new girlfriend!

If Leo or Nico were a girl, I would TOTALLY ship Valdangelo :)

I am crazy obsessed with many characters from many different books, animes, movies, cartoons, et cetera. I'll list them all here.

Leo Valdez, PJO(you probably know him)

Peirce Wheels, Ben 10

Kurt(last name just left my mind), X-Men: Evolution

Danny Rand/Iron Fist, Ultimate Spider-Man

Seth Sorenson, Fablehaven

Sophie Foster, Keeper of the Lost Cities

Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter

Squirrelflight, Warriors

Ravenpaw, Warriors


If I was a demigod....
I'd be a daughter of Hermes.
I'd wield one of those celestial bronze paintball guns the Party Ponies have.
I'd have three best friends: A son of Hades, a daughter of Hephaestus, and a son of Apollo.
I'd suck at pegasi riding, probably.
Also at charioteering.
And forgery.

Best GIF EVER



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If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile(ironic, huh?)
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door or a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Or I would actually just push him off. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%
Good things come to those who wait, copy and paste if you agree!
Being antisocial doesn't bother you.
Instead of partying out on Friday nights...you're on Fanfiction!
You admit to being obsessed with anime.
If you want something interesting to happen for once, like Sonic the hedgehog and other characters to visit your town to stop Eggman's evil scheme, copy and paste this to your wall.
"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending Harry Potter is fictional, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and post this into your profile.
If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you're Hogwarts letter is still late, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (I tend to draw a good bit too.)
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are in LOVE with fictional chacters copy and paste this on your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you freak your friends out (only sometimes!) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you space out in school to daydream of Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have different daydreams about different things, but Harry Potter is definately one of them.)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile
If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.
If you're a proud anime otaku, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wear headphones when you're on the computer even when you're not listening to something but just because it feels comfortable copy and past this to your profile.
If you initials are E.T.(just first and last name) copy and paste this to your profile (that's me!)
Copy and paste this onto your profile FOR THE HECK OF IT

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting, Rhr4eva, DancingHippogriff, XAPY - TZINY - IIOEINTON - NOAT, HarryP-Twilight-Obsessed-chick, Actual Num. 1 Harry Potter Fan, 62442fanatic, Ben 10 Superfan 101, TheAmazingSpiderGirl

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, hippogriffs, etc.), copy this onto your profile

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Dumbledore died, copy and paste this into your profile.

R.I.P.- Lily and James Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

If you believe, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down that Peter Pettigrew wasn't always evil, copy and paste this into your profile. (Anyone who's a Marauder can't be all bad!)

If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile.

If you make random Harry Potter refrences to your friends to see if they get them (they never do) put this in your profile.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this, then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day), Rhr4eva - 4 days(darn she beat me haha), DancingHippogriff - 4days(read nonstop but i'm slow. no fair) XAPY-TZINY-IIOEINTON-NOAT - 2 days, I think... HarryP-Twilight-Obsessed-Chick would have taken me a day but my dad took it away halfway through so I would take 2 days :(, Actual Number 1 Harry Potter Fan 8 hours, 62442fanatic(no idea, under 4 hrs, though), Ben 10 Superfan 101 (Under a day) TheAmazingSpiderGirl (2 hours and 34 minutes[I timed myself])

If you like to pretend James/Lily/Fred/Remus/Tonks/Sirius/Cedric/Dumbledore or other HP charcters are still alive, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love HARRY POTTER copy and paste this into your profile

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you long to steal Kevin's car and take it for a joyride around Bellwood, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you fantasize about gaining an Omnitrix(OR Omnitrix-like device) C&P.

If you fantasize about having alien ancestry, C&P.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something (BEN 10) that now your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile.

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If you are SO Ben 10 obsessed you know the Master control combo for the Omnitrix as shown in S2 E13 of Ben 10, C&P.

If you are SO Ben 10 obsessed you know every species name for EVERY alien in the Omnitrix, C&P.
To prove it, I'll recite them now. Wild Mutt is a Vulpimancer, Four Arms is a Tetramand, Grey Matter is a Galvan(or Galvin, it's spelled both ways), XLR8 is a Kineceleran, Upgrade is a Galvanic Mechamorph, Diamondhead is a Petrosapien, Ripjaws is a Piscciss Volann, Stinkfly is a Lepidopterran, Ghostfreak is an Ectonurite, Heatblast is a Pyronite, Cannonbolt is an Arburian Pelarota, Wildvine is a Flourana, BenWolf(changed to Blitzwolfer)is a Lobon, BenMummy(changed to Snare-Oh) is a Thep Khufan, Benvicktor(Changed to Frankenstrike) is a Transylian, Upchuck is a Gourmand, Ditto is a Splixson, Way Big is a To'Kustar, ad Eye Guy is an Opticoid. And that's just the original series aliens! There are 43 more!

Teachers expect spitballs. Not gnomes.
If you say "gullible" really slow, it sounds like "oranges"!
Come to the nerd side. We have pi!
I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.
Raisin cookies are the reason why I have trust issues.
Back in my day, we had NINE planets!
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and things that go against Valdez awesomeness.
Half air, half water. Technically, the glass is always full.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
Always give 100%...unless you're donating blood.
If life gives you lemons, keep them. Because hey, free lemons!
On the scale of 1 to 10, what's your favorite color in the alphabet?
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
Legen...wait for it...dary!
Bigfoot- hide and seek champion!
I can't brain today. I have the dumb.
I saw a pig fly on the border of NY and CA.
I am disappointment in your grammar.
There is a fine line between numerator and denominator.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I hate rhyming...zebra.
I'm confused, oh wait...maybe I'm not.
The following statement is true.
The previous statement is false. OH CRA-
ABCDEFG HIJK ELAMENO PQRS TUV WXY Z
The cactus wants a hug.
The secret to life: up up down down left right left right B A Start
I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug.
A house is just a place to keep stuff while you go out and buy more stuff.
Yeah, call me a softie and see what happens.


I swear, if Rick doesn't come out with The Blood of Olympus soon...



1. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.2. Specify that your drive-thru order is "To go."3. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 4. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.5. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.6. Have your friends call you buy your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."7. When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"8. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"9. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.10. At school during lunch, crouch down and wander around acting like a chicken, going up to random people and clucking in their faces.11. Sing along at the opera.12. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.13. Jump up and down laughing maniacally and see how many people stare at you.14. Draw and read when your teacher is over explaining everything.15. At a dramatic point in a movie at the theater, get up and run towards the screen yelling, 'I'll save you!'16. Every time they announce something on the intercom assume the the fetal position screaming, 'no! The voices! THEY'RE BACK!!!!!' 17.text a stranger i know what you did last summer.18.call a random number and see if they pick up if not yell why did you not pick up stupid it's your mother. 19. On Halloween, run down the street screaming "It's Frankenstein!!!" and see how many people you can get too follow you. 19. Stand in an elevator and stare at a wall for five floors up. 20. Every time you go to a burger joint, ask for a cheeseburger, but say 'hold the cheese'. Don't allow them to confirm the order unless they agree that a hamburger and a cheeseburger without cheese are two very different things. 21. Make someone else smile by putting this on your page and adding a step to it :)

You know you're obsessed with Percy Jackson when...(Bold the ones that apply)
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas(I wish...I'm in California...)
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.(I don't flunk tests)
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
You give all your siblings god parents
You call the tough school bullies, children of Ares. The girly popular ones are obviously Aphrodite.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl.
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
You have a countdown to the Blood of Olympus(HELLHOUNDS YEAH)
You want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of help and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
You read page 287 of BOTl over and over again or say the lines in your head (no, there is no page 287, at least according to my nook)
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.
You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.
You get other people obsessed.
You have constant vivid dreams about the Blood of Olympus
You hated the movies.
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BOTL PJO, HOO, TLH, SoN, MOA, THoH, BOO and use it in conversations.
Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
You and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.
You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.
You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You suddenly love thunderstorms with lightning.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You're stuck when figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You curse a god/goddess a lot.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people.
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(He should, and then turn back)
Make all of your friends read all the PJO before you do anything with them.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although I don't have a golden drachma)
You give friends and yourself a godly parent.
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You think of Percy every time you see a teenage, dark haired, green-eyed boy.
You have an instant crush on Percy!
You just have to research more about Greek mythology
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile(Well, I created it)
Most of your fanfics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (happily, if I might add)
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god, goddess
You’re nodding and smiling as you read this.
You own every single book
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod (and so does anyone else who knows what they're talking about)
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO
You've called someone you know a satyr.
If someone annoys you, you scoff and say, "Mortals"
When you see the word, "RED" you think of Rachel Elizabeth Dare.
You took the time to read this list.
You've tried to send an Iris message.
You are disgusted at how Disney portrayed Hades in the movie "Hercules".
You almost fainted when you realized that Annabeth didn't have blond hair in the movie.
When you found out that Thor was a demigod, you immediately watched the movie and read the comics, but then was disappointed because he isn't a REAL demigod.
Rick Riordan is your idol.
You are teaching yourself Greek.
If your parents (or anyone else) annoy you, you curse in Greek or call them a vlacas (idiot).(I will now!)
You are devastated that it's almost over.
You've had dreams about PJO or HOO characters.
You wish there was a PJO series on TV.
You almost (or did) cried when Bianca died. And also when Nico reminded Percy of his promise.
You squealed or "awed" out loud when Annabeth kissed Percy at Mt. Saint Helens.
You cursed Rick when Percabeth fell into Tartarus.
You cheered when Frank killed those monsters by himself in The House of Hades.
You like making(or even ship) random ship names to see how they would work out.
You draw/save pictures of all the characters.(If you can)
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of (The Lightning Thief) told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.(I took a trip to New York last year and DID)
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.(Ah, no)
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You sometimes try to control water.(In the shower. I only succeeded in breaking the showerhead after thrusting my arms out too far and whacking it.)
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though you're not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make a list of characters never to anger.



To all you writers out there, thanks for readin'! That's all for 'write' now!

(I am patient zero of the bad pun disease)(kudos if you get that)