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Protaokper
So I'm a 12 year old boy.
I have read Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, Artemis Fowl,
H.I.V.E. (all very good) and probably more. Whatever else I just pick up
and read. I have way too much energy. I love coin collecting.
I have a cell phone but for the sake of privacy I'm not putting
the number here. My stories will (most times) have different narrative,
but recurring characters. I love to read and like to think I'm good at writing. My favorite song is 100 years by Five for Fighting.
If you love Doctor Who like I do,post "The TARDIS is blue"
on your story.
Alternate Usernames: TimeLordSpawn, BurningSun, Jackykack, Omalpense
Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?
This is gonna sound really corny but the quiz said my godly parent was Poseidon. No joke.
JAMBALAYA!!! Post on your page and help it spread like a common cold...
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is an cat
this is idiot cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling)
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
(So I'm supposed to give it to...?)
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
(shoot... that's the only time I have to curl my hair!)
4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire
(And you thought I didn't know that...?)
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
(Oh, thanks for the warning.)
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
(And against the tornado it would do what...?)
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
(Oh, good to know.)
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
(I thought we were supposed to stab them, though...)
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(But I though it was instant death...)
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
(But hair coloring tastes good on Mint Chocolate Chip!)
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap
(Oh, good, I thought the soap was radioactive.)
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
(And you thought...?)
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
Stories
You Choose: Camp War
this is a story where YOU get to make the decisions!
3/9/15
Completed ✓
8.6
16 Votes
Capture The Flag: Prank Edition
What's interesting is how the Stoll brothers manged to turn Capture The Flag into a joke. And how they got the Athena cabin to help them.
2/9/15
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1 Vote
The Weeping Angels
Little DW/PJO crossover. The weeping angels have come to Camp Jupiter and start attacking campers! The praetors don't know what to do. But they might need the help of a certain Time Lord...
2/7/15
10.0
4 Votes
The Alien Visitors
(I Am Number Four/PJO cross) (SPOILERS: Starts near the end of The Revenge Of Seven. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THOSE READING I Am Number Four series! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)
1/31/15
10.0
3 Votes
Magnus Chase And The Gods Of Asgard
The untold story of Magnus Chase. Follow him as he discovers gods, uncovers secrets, and ultimately finds himself.
12/29/14
7.0
9 Votes
Oliver's Adventures
Oliver Sprawn is the son of Phantasos. A minor god of dreams. He found his way to Camp when he was 11 and never left. He never had anything to leave for. Now things are starting to get interesting for him.
12/5/14
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1 Vote
The Impossible meeting
Three special people go after the same creature.But what happens when they meet?(not a sequel to The Impossible Siblings)
12/5/14
9.5
4 Votes
The Beast Of Manhattan
Clea had lived in Manhattan ever since she was a toddler. She loved the dirty streets and smell of smoke in the air, cabs racing by the sidewalk and crime rate at a new high. Everything changes when there's a murder and a disruptance in the noisy city life.
12/1/14
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2 Votes
Chat Room (The Millionth Remake)
Here is a place to chat, hang out, whatever! So come on in and have fun :3
11/5/14
Completed ✓
6.2
17 Votes
The Impossible Siblings
Zoe and Zia thought they were normal. But even among demigods, they're different...
10/15/14
9.7
14 Votes