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Dear Hermes,
Have you ever noticed how much your name sounds like herpes?
P.S. Who'd you get it from?
Sincerely, ValdezChic.
Dear Athena,
How does it feel, birthing people straight from your brain?
Sincerely, Torissa Nikole
(Yeah, I know it's technically from her mind essence, but still)
Dear Zues,
So your nickname's thunder-pants, right? You know that's a movie about a kid who can't stop farting? Do you drop fart-bombs a lot?
Sincerely, ValdezChic (I'm genuinely curious)
Dear Octavian,
You are evil, and you can't hurt me because you'll never find me. So, yup. That's all.
Dear any demigod who wants to answer this,
If you could choose a different godly parent who would it be? And if you could choose being a mortal or demigod, which would you be?
Dear Fanfiction,
What is it with you, truth or dare, and the dare of me acting like a dumb blonde? I may be blonde, but I'm smarter than all of you out there. So stop.
Sincerely, Annabeth.
Dear Rachel, how did it feel throwing a hairbrush in the titan lord's eye?
Also what is your responce to his answer to ValdezChic's question?
Dear Zeus,
Why can't you keep it in your pants?
1/8/15