Dear Fanfiction
Sincerely, Octavian
Dear Fanfiction writers,
I have been recently unfortunate to come across
something you call
"Octavian is Evil"
Now, by doing this,
my pretties,
you have signed yourself up on a list
so that when you sleep
I will come into your abode
and your favorite webkinz shall be mutilated.
Sincerely, -that-is-a-threat-, Octavian
Notes
(in case someone doesn't know, a webkinz is a type of stuffed animal)
Dear Chiron,
Doesn't it pain you that, most of the time, before Percy Jackson, heroes would leave the camp, on a quest, and not realize that it would be their last time seeing that camp?
11/18/14