
Dear Fanfiction
Sincerely, Athena (#2)
Dear Fanfiction,
There is no 'Romantic Tension' between Poseidon and I.
So stop writing stories about our Mary-Sue and Gary Stu godly children.
Just stop, or I might turn you into a dolphin and you can spend eternity with that mollusk head Poseidon...
Sincerely, Athena
Dear Chiron,
Doesn't it pain you that, most of the time, before Percy Jackson, heroes would leave the camp, on a quest, and not realize that it would be their last time seeing that camp?
11/18/14