Dear Fanfiction
Sincerely, Kelli
Dear Fanfiction,
Why can't you ever give me a break? You have NO idea how hard it is for monsters like me!
You're BORN, can't HELP but have a taste for demigods, go after them, get STABBED, BEHEADED, SLICED, and OVERALL KILLED in the most PAINFUL ways, and then get reborn in FIRE(trust me, it's HORRID) and then have to make your way through TARTARUS, and REPEAT THE PROCESS!!!!
Seriously. If I didn't have a natural instinct to devour demigods, I'd stop this whole thing. No more chasing and getting killed and being reborn in fire. I'd go see the world and stuff.
Cut us a break, will ya?
Sincerely, Kelli
Dear Chiron,
Doesn't it pain you that, most of the time, before Percy Jackson, heroes would leave the camp, on a quest, and not realize that it would be their last time seeing that camp?
11/18/14