
Dear Fanfiction
Sincerely, Coach Hedge
Dear Coach Hedge,
Why do you call everyone cupcake, even your enemies?
Sincerely,
Tactum Ignis
Dear Tactum Ignis,
Because if I call them cupcake, then it seems like they are cupcakes, which are easy to squash with a club...
Sincerely,
Coach Hedge
Dear Chiron,
Doesn't it pain you that, most of the time, before Percy Jackson, heroes would leave the camp, on a quest, and not realize that it would be their last time seeing that camp?
11/18/14