Dear Fanfiction

Dear Araneae Siqua,

Stop writing this stuff from our point of view! How do you know that's what we'd say!?

Sincerely, Everyone from Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus


Dear Everybody,

Holy cheese. If it's exactly what you would say, why do you have a problem with it...?
Come on, guys. Don't be idiots *excluding Annabeth*

Sincerely, Araneae Siqua


Dear Araneae Siqua,

Oh. Carry on.

Sincerely, Everybody



Dear Kronos,

Did it hurt when you got hit in the eye with a hairbrush?

Sincerely, ValdezChic


Dear ValdezChic,

Yes. *winces* It still stings.
I SWEAR
ONE DAY
YOU WILL GET A HAIRBRUSH IN YOUR EYE
RACHEL DARE
As soon as someone pieces me back together again.

Sincerely, Kronos

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