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Homepage › Stories › Dear Fanfiction › Chapter 80

Dear Fanfiction

Sincerely, Zeus

Dear Zeus,

So your nickname's thunder-pants, right? You know that's a movie about a kid who can't stop farting? Do you drop fart-bombs a lot?

Sincerely, ValdezChic (I'm genuinely curious)


Dear ValdezChic,

I most certainly DO NOT.
Now, if you do not keep SILENT, I will VAPORIZE YOU.
Mortals like you ask the most STUPID questions...
Where did I even get that nickname, anyways...?

Sincerely, Zeus

Notes

I was laughing so hard over this one. Special thanks to ValdezChic for writing a letter about this one!

Comments

Dear Zeus,

Why can't you keep it in your pants?

Stop it Rick
1/8/15

@Torissa Nikole
:D

ValdezChic
1/8/15

@ValdezChic
O_O

Torissa Nikole
1/8/15

Do not beat yourself up about being a Potter fan.

Greek Freak or Demi-Wizard
1/7/15

Dear Hermes,

Have you ever noticed how much your name sounds like herpes?

P.S. Who'd you get it from?

Sincerely, ValdezChic.

ValdezChic
1/6/15
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