Piper: So I just answer your questions-
Travis: and speak directly into the microphone in front of you. That’s it.
Piper: okay, shoot.
Connor: Right, let’s start with something simple’ what is your favorite place at Camp Half-
Piper: -The Canoe Lake. {Blushes}
Travis: {looks at Connor} and, uh, Why is that?
Piper: it’s just really calm-
Connor: While Percy leads several different very splashy and loud classes, on top of it?
Piper: ugh! Fine! I go there to… watch him swim. Happy?!
Travis: a bit terrified actually…
Connor: so should I not ask who it is?
Piper: As if you have to ask!
(Scratching sound)
Travis: sorry, but thanks to modern recording tech, we can slip in little things that we couldn’t say in the actual interview—
Connor: I love what the Athena cabin can do with these microphones!
Travis: anyway, No we didn’t have to ask who it was. I mean we had said Percy’s name like three seconds earlier!
Connor: {whispers} We need to interview Jason next and then Percy!
Travis: Connor, Percy is in the middle of the Atlantic right, now!
Connor: I know I meant when he… Gets back…
Travis: ...Yeah… well let’s go back to the interview!
(Scratching sound)
Travis: No, no! Um… How long has that been going on?
Piper: I don’t know… maybe three and half, four years max.
Connor: and, um, does he know that you’re, uh…
Piper: Yeah, duh. Most of the time, he’ll get out dry off and we’ll go for a walk. Of course we try not to flaunt it. You know how some of the girls can get about him. Half of them are ready to kill me and the other half are just heartbroken. I mean most of my sisters… ughn.
Travis: right. And how close would you say you are now?
Piper: Pretty close; I mean there have been a couple of late nights but I mean really what else is there once you get this far?
Connor: right…
Travis: {elbows connor}
Connor: ouch… um… how are you dealing with him being away?
Piper: well he has to travel its part of his job, so I am pretty used to it. But I still don’t like it when he has to be away for this long.
Travis: Are you ever worried about another person in the equation?
Piper: Not really. I mean I’ve asked him, and he said there used to be a possibility of someone else, but not now.
Connor: and how does that…um…possibility feel about the two of you, now.
Piper: she good with it. I mean it’s not like they would ever have worked out anyway, they are way too different.
Travis: really. If you are talking about who I think you are talking about… there are quite a few people who would say that their differences are what would make them a good couple.
Piper: who said that? Did Percy? Because if he did…
Connor: Of course not. Why would he, unless he still has feelings for Annabeth…
Piper: of course Percy has feelings for Annabeth. What else would you expect?
Travis: well, I mean if he’s with you…?
Piper: With me? What are you talking ab—oh. You thought I was talking about Percy?!?! Are you-
{scratching sound}
Connor: well she said a bad word there and Luckily we were able to cut it. Any way.
Travis: She was not talking about Percy…
{scratching sound}
Travis: you were talking about Jason, you were talking about Jason!
Connor: please let him go!!!
Piper: really?!?!?
Jason: Piper? What’s going on?! Why are you choking Travis with a microphone cord?!?! Let go of him? It not worth losing desert!

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