Agent 001

I march into the open back door with a slight smile on my face. This woman has no idea. Quietly I place one 6 inch heel in front of the other and peer around the corner. I see the target sitting at the large mahogany dining table fiddling with some bits of lego. That's right in her file it said she has a five year old boy. I scan the area to see that the boy is nowhere in sight and then come out from the shadows.

The woman looks up at me and a string of alarm goes through her. She tries to get away but before she even notices I have my gun pointed at her head and a shiver of excitement goes through me. The rushes in this job!

"Please don't kill me." She begs. I grab her hair and pull her closer to me. Her ear sitting just below my lips and whisper,

"It won't hurt to much." A sly smile spreads across my cheeks and the woman opens her mouth in horror. Her heart rate rises alarmingly and I know i have a limited time.

"Please I'll stop making them, please just let me go." She cries out loud. "I have a son!" She tries. But this woman is a target I have no choice. Her dark eyes squint up and I have a sudden urge to have fun with her. Killing the old boring way is no fun. Fuck the time limit. She catches the twinkle in my eye and squeals like a fat pig.. I roll my eyes, pull down my shirt and grab the chair she was just sitting on.

"Let's have some fun!" I gloat and I see her swallow in fright and shake her head. I rip the wooden keg off the chair and use it to stab her right in the chest. Blood splatters over my white shorts. Fuck, I need to learn not to wear white! A trickle of blood appears in the corner of her mouth and I know she's dead.

TARGET ELIMINATED

I grab all my shit and head to the front door, knowing that the government has my back and this mess will be cleaned up. I hear a small step and my guard instantly goes up. I look to the left and see a small boy. Dammit. He wasn't asleep after all. "Where's mummy?" He asks in a quiet voice and fear is evident in his voice. He's got adorable brown hair and eyes that match his mum. "Is she making bombs again?" He questions.

"Your mum's dead kid, next time warn her not to do anything illegal." I say back before I can be wooed in buy his cuteness. I pick my feet up and walk out the door to the sad sound of a little boy who just lost his mum crying.

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"Well Buffy, that's certainly a new way to kill someone." My blonde haired, blue eyed partner in crime Richard (also known as Dick) states after I relay to him what had happened on the mission.

"No it's not, you clearly just said yourself that Buffy did it first." I say rolling my eyes And removing my heels.

"Yes I know that but I meant for you, you aren't usually one to go for the theatrics." He laughs and brushes the hair out of his eyes.We're sitting in our house together waiting for our housemates to return. No we are not dating, we're only partners at the agency. The agency of Assassins. Our housemates are also members of the agency. Conor and Luke are also partners, but Luke has a real boyfriend. They only have one problem though, his boyfriend doesn't know his day job is to murder people. Yes he is gay. I don’t really mind except for the fact that he is pretty cute.

I grab a clean pair of shorts and change quickly While Dick is looking in the fridge for what I assume is a beer. He cheers and stands up with a beer in his hand, whadda ya know? I roll my eyes again and begin to walk off to my room when my phone rings."Hello?" I answer not seeing the caller identity.

"Agent 001 is that you?" The voice I instantly recognize as the bosses, Dammit shouldn't have answered.

"What do you want?" I growl like a feral dog.

"There's a new mission and I want you to come pick up the file, bring Agents, 019, 024 and 012 with you, it's a big one." He says simply and I groan.

"I don't want a new mission, I just got back from the last one." I start to protest but i'm quickly cut off.

"I don't care." He simply states and then promptly hangs up.

"BASTARD!" I shout out loud and walk back down the stairs. Dick or Agent 012 looks at me funny and then sees the phone in my hand and works it out pretty quickly.

"What does that Fucktard want now?" He asks calmly taking a sip from his beer.

"He's got a new mission for the four of us." I relay and he throws down his beer before realizing it was the last one. He swears again and then drops down trying to pick it up. One of the most deadly people in the world is a total and utter idiot. I resist the urge to laugh."Just call Conor and Luce." I demand.

"Why me?" He questions.

"Because when I give orders you follow them or risk losing your balls!" I retort."Well I knew you always wanted to touch my balls." He jokes and I give a stern look and he quickly pulls out his phone. I smirk and walk away. I always win.

Notes

So I hope you like it! It is rated R for coarse language and Violent battle scenes.