The Angel of Twilight

Driving dangerously down the highway while a snake lady chased me in her Mario cart style chariot was a whole new level of weird for me, i swerved around a car and pressed my foot down harder on the gas and swerved to avoid a arrow.

I had already lost a mirror and i saw that the place where the arrow had hit it was sizzling and smoking, Silenus had taken his pants off at some point to reveal to goat legs.

"WHAT THAT FUCK!" I yelled as i swerved to avoid another car and watched as a arrow hit a car and caused it to crash into another car.

Silenus oddly seemed very calm about the fact that a monster snake lady was chasing us down the fucking highway and throwing acid covered arrows at us.

"Hang a left at the next turn." He said and reaching down into his bag i saw him pull out a bunch of seeds.

Deciding to listen to him, i took the turn hard and lost my other mirror on the slide of a tree and still driving fast watched as Silenus opened the window and threw the seeds out onto the road, there was a loud 'bang!' then suddenly there was five huge thorn bushes as if they had always been right there in the middle of the road.

the snake lady crashed into them and the bush seem to grow around her, while wrapping thorns all around her until she exploded in a burst of dust.

I stomped on the brake and turned to stare at Silenus.

"What are you?" I asked and he smiled.

"I'm just your friendly neighborhood satyr."

Notes

okay people i know that not everyone likes twilight and yes we all know bella is a whinny bitch but i swear that if you just sit back and follow along with the story i promise you that it will be good. so please keep the negative comments to yourself until the story had been competed and you've read it, please and thank you :)