percabeth_frazel_pason

*HELLO BEAUTIFUL*
Thanks for clicking on my name!!!!
I'm sorry, but I just don'r have time to update my story anymore. If someone could please message me about taking it over, that would be amazing!!

We are twins if...
-you hear your name even if its not being called
-you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
-you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn off the lights, you will be safe from anything
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice
-you hate it when you slap the little rainbow prism thingies on the carpet and it goes onto your hand
-all those times you watched Blues Clues and you never realized that Blue is a GIRL
-you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back
-your fridge has nothing to eat in it, even when it's packed with food
-you stop the microwave when it gets to 0:00 to avoid hearing all the loud BEEPs
-you hate it when you think of a good comeback after the argument is over
-when someone tells you, "Don't look now," you always look anyways
-you never lose anything, you just haven't found it yet
Be that student
Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No
Teacher: Can you hear God?
Class: No
Teacher: So there isn't a God?
( Student raises hand )
Teacher: Yes?
Student: Can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Can you hear your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Oh, ok so you don't have a brain
Stand up for the Lord, no matter what

I have to do this \ /

1. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.2. Specify that your drive-thru order is "To go."3. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 4. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.5. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.6. Have your friends call you buy your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."7. When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"8. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"9. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.10. At school during lunch, crouch down and wander around acting like a chicken, going up to random people and clucking in their faces.11. Sing along at the opera.12. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.13. Jump up and down laughing maniacally and see how many people stare at you.14. Draw and read when your teacher is over explaining everything.15. At a dramatic point in a movie at the theater, get up and run towards the screen yelling, 'I'll save you!'16. Every time they announce something on the intercom assume the the fetal position screaming, 'no! The voices! THEY'RE BACK!!!!!' 17.text a stranger i know what you did last summer.18.call a random number and see if they pick up if not yell why did you not pick up stupid it's your mother. 19. On Halloween, run down the street screaming "It's Frankenstein!!!" and see how many people you can get too follow you. 19. Make someone else smile by putting this on your page and adding a step to it :)