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IF YOU ARE MADDIE GET THE HELL OFF MY ACCOUNT AND DON'T READ ANY OF MY STORIES BECAUSE YOUR A BOOGER! (Only my friend Maddie will get this and if you are Maddie then go away)

I'm Lily. Keep reading... IF YOU DARE.

I love Leo, Percy and Nico. Annabeth's pretty cool too. Jason needs to stop stealing Percy's thunder (though Jason's the thunder guy?) and that metaphor was really confusing. I do try with my stories and I have a wicked sense of humour, which is why Nico, Leo and Percy are my favourites. Unfortunately I have a hard time portraying my humour in writing.

Me: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

You: What?

Me: Nacho cheese! Get it? *laughs until head falls off*

You: Um...

I"m pretty psycho and I fan-girl like nobody's business. I love reading and writing and Rick is just too awesome. I do love to draw, but I suck really badly at it. Some hobbies are: listening to music, dancing, singing (badly), falling in love with fictional characters, gaming, playing soccer (football for Americans), laughing until I cry, pranking friends (and strangers), ranting about things I'm passionate about, having random mood-swings, annoying the Hades out of my two older brothers, writing WAY too long "about"s on the internet, spending half of every day on the internet, using up all the wifi, watching youtubers be random (AKA nigahiga, pewdiepie, smosh, Shane Dawson, Jenna Marbles, Joey Graceffa, Strawburry17 and a bunch of other randoms), eating not only the food in the fridge and pantry, but the fridge and pantry themselves and playing piano.

That was long.

I'm very close to being fourteen years old and slightly insomniac. I usually spend all night using the internet on my iPod. Also, in case I spell stuff differently or use different words it's because I'm from Australia. A lot of people haven't heard of Tasmania before, so if you don't know my state, I'll give you a brief (ha-ha, brief. Good luck with that, Lily) description:

So Tasmania is an island below the mainland. In the mainland there's WA (Western Australia), SA (South Australia), NT (Northern Territory (these names are so creative)), QL (Queensland, the first cool name), NSW (New South Wales, which is like Wales, but a New version because someone couldn't be bothered coming up with their own name and they just added south in because it's in the Southern Hemisphere where-as the normal Wales is in the Northern Hemisphere) and lastly, Victoria.

As you'd expect, the big island picks on the little island and Tassie is the laughing stock of Australia. According to the Main Land, Tasmanians are born with two heads and we all have a scar on the side of our necks from where it was cut off. Hilarious.

So there's your geography lesson for today. I hope I made you laugh or at least smile once.

Did anyone else see that episode of New Girl where Winston kept doing stuff for his two hot roommates? And one of them was played by Alexandra Daddario? Well the roommates rock-paper-scissor-ed to see who would spend some quality time in the bedroom with Winston. Alexandra lost.

Winston was all like, "Are you sure? You don't have to."

Then Alexandra was all like, "Nah, it's fine. I kinda want to."

Now all I see when I watch the PJO movies is Annabeth doing Winston. *Shudders*

So now I'm going to list some things I like. See if you can relate.

Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, The Kane Chronicles, the Fablehaven series, The Fault in Our Stars, the Beautiful Creatures Series, the Divergent trilogy, Lorien Legacies (I Am Number Four books), The Hunger Games trilogy, the Maze Runner trilogy, the Keepers series, the Maximum Ride series, the Brotherband trilogy, anything by Emily Rodda, the Power of Five series, Breathe and it's sequel Resist, Wildlife, anything by Andy Griffiths, the Cairo Jim series, the Books of Beginning and the Vampire Academy series. I'm sure there's more but that's all I remember for now.

TV shows: Teen Wolf, New Girl, The Big Bang Theory, Forever, The 100, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Pretty Little Liars (don't judge me), Community, Heroes, Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
Sherlock (yes, I'm Sherlocked), Inuyasha (anime), One Piece, Pokemon (I know, I know), How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, Scrubs and a couple others. I know a few of those are pretty old but they're all amazing. Buffy and her crew have a terrible fashion sense though.

Movies: Dear god, there's too many. Um, the Narnia movies, the Hunger Games movies, Frozen, The Hobbit movies, pretty much all Marvel movies (I'm a huge Superhero fangirl/geek), a lot of Dreamworks and Disney stuff (not just the animations), 21/22 Jump Street, most of the new fairy-tale movies, Dumb and Dumber (To as well), Silver Linings Playbook, James Bond movies, MIB movies, Harry Potter movies (I apologize for not reading the books. I tried but I get distracted unless I'm really caught up in a book and lets just say I got distracted a lot. Sorry if I offended you), Hugo, the X-Men movies, Warm Bodies, The Adventures of Tin-Tin, Sherlock Holmes movies, Karate Kid and my brains malfuctioning because I love too many movies. Oh! I love pretty much all book to movie adaptions as well. There. I think I'm done.

Happy reading!

-Lily