The Two That Went Missing

“WHOA, HOLD ON THERE JETHRO” I said, holding my hands up, he stopped,
“Ok, what if, my sidekick here, Sarah, fixes your magic box and you tell us where you lovely wifey is?” I said, he tried to comprehend it, but just stared at us.
“You fix picture box” he said pointing at Nico, “ if I talk about Pandora?” Sarah and I giggled, as Nico sighed in annoyance.
“Actually, this girl is going to fix it, not that” I said, pointing to Sarah, who light her finger on fire, like a mini blowtorch, then pointed to Nico, showing him who that was. Epimetheus shook his head in agreement, I smiled,
“Please sit” Nico said to Epimetheus, I quickly turn to Sarah and Nico, ahhh being smart about something make you feel better then everyone,
“Ok, he was supposed to give animal positive traits, which he did, but then he didn’t have anything for humans and his name means like afterthinker or something, so he didn’t make the right judgement, he’s brothers name is like pro-igneous or something like that.”
“You mean like the rock?” Nico asked,
“I’m sorry I can’t remember everything, Mr.Smartass” I said, Nico rolled his eyes,
“So, this means? his stupid?” Sarah asked, I scolded,
“Lets not go around throwing the s word around, hes just simple”
“so does that mean-”
PICTURE BOX, FIX” Epimetheus yelled, I'm pretty sure I saw Nico eyes rattled in his head, Nico and I turned around and sat on edge of the table, and Sarah started fixing the tv.
“So Epimetheus, can I call you E?” I asked, Epimetheus, he shook his head yes,
“Can you tell me alittle bit about Pandora?” he uncrossed his legs and Nico and I turned away in horror.
“Pandora very pretty and curious." Sarah turned to him and said
" We're gonna need some more information." E looked confused, Sarah continued
" Like where is she now?"
"Who?" E asked.
" Pandora ..." Sarah replied.
" My wife?" He asked. Sarah then said with sarcasm
"No, the vegetable! " E looked surprised
" There's a vegetable named Pandora?" Sarah faced palmed her forehead, turned to Nico and I and said gesturing to E
" He's all yours." and with that she turned back around to fix the T.V. Nico cleared his throat and asked
" So where is this pretty wife of yours?"
" Why? so you can steal her from me?!"
Nico looked taken back.
" No, that's not what I meant!"
"Listen E, Nico's not trying to steal her, he couldn't even if he wanted to." I said. Sarah giggled and Nico rolled his eyes. E then said
" Good, pretties mine." I nodded and said slowly
" So where is she?"
"Um ... oh I remember my wifey is on Ha-wi-i-i" he said struggling to pronounce it.
" Hawaii? " Nico asked.
" Yeah, that!" E said happily.
"Ok, where in Hawaii?" Sarah asked.
" Uhhhh..." E said. Sarah sighed and said
"Take your time ... don't hurt yourself"
" Got it!" E screamed. We all waited for him to say something, but he never said anything.
"WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING AT ME?!" He screamed.
"You said you got something, what'd you get?" Sarah asked as she worked on the
T.V.
" Oh, she's on a island!" E replied. Sarah then face palmed her forehead again, as I asked real slow
"Which island?" He looked confused and scratched his butt,
"There's more than one?"
" Gods help us!" Sarah said.
" Yes, there is, now can you tell us what's on the island or anything?" I said as if I was talking to a baby. E thought for a bit and said
" Big lava spout!" we all paused it was like trying to understand a 5 year old.
"A volcano?" Nico asked.
" Is that what peoples call it?" E asked.
Nico nodded.
" Ok... they all have volcanos." Sarah said, I shushed her
" DIAMOND!" E screamed.
" Ok, you're no help" I said exhausted from trying to get his brain work. Sarah stopped working and looked up,
" No wait.. Diamond, as in Diamond Head? it's a volcano/mountain on the 3rd largest island called O'ahu." E nodded letting us know she's right.
" Cool, now let's leave." I said.
" Only if picturebox is-" E was interrupted
" Finished!" Sarah said. Standing back up.
"NO, IT'S BLACK." He screamed.
" You have to turn it on." Sarah said pressing the power button.
" Oh ... then get out!"
" Don't have to tell me twice" Sarah said and then whistled, as Nico opened the ground above us. Drakon flew into the opening, full speed and then went straight into the T.V. and everything else. We all turned to E, who was furious
" YOU STAY AND FIX!"
“Sorry E, but were on a tight schedule so … no.” said Sarah.
“Then, I will not let you go!” he replied.

Notes

WE FINALLY FOUND PANDORA! YES!, but we still gotta get there...and get past the E man
as you can see Sarah has no patience for everything (just like in real life).
GUYS HOLY BANANA BISCUITS, IMMA CRY! WE ARE ON THE SECOND PAGE OF MOST POPULAR STORY! YOU GUYS ROCK BUTTWHOLES! THANKS AN ASS TON FOR READING AND STAYING WITH THE STORY! WE LOVE YOU! (AND BACON)







TUNE IN TUESDAY TO SEE IF THEY CAN ESCAPE! I MEAN, IT WOULDN'T BE THAT HARD... RIGHT?