Dear Fanfiction
Sincerely, Lots of People(Reyna, Leo, Will, Demeter, Persephone, and Grover
(A/N): WARNING: If you have not read The Blood of Olympus, DO NOT GO FURTHER! There will be some major spoilers! Also, I will not be responding to letters in this chapter. I need to tell you guys, though, if I don't feel like your questions and/or statements will work out in a chapter, I won't do it. Don't get upset. Just write more different questions! There's no limit on how many! PLUS, now that the BoO is out, I will have so many more fresh ideas that you'll be spammed with notifications for this thing!
Well, I've rambled too much. Enjoy!
Dear Fanfiction,
What is with you guys pairing me up with so many people?
In the books, it CLEARLY states that NO DEMIGOD SHALL HEAL MY HEART or whatever. It kind of makes me sad, but also kind of relieved because I won't have to put up with all those guys I would never dream of dating.
Or more femslash... *shudders*
So please, if you want to ship me with someone, be sensible. GOT IT?
Sincerely, Reyna
(A/N): Because of this new fact that Reyna talked about, I have my new OTP. And it's a pairing with a person from another fandom. And most of you won't know him. SO, yeah... just though I would say that...
Dear Rick,
SERIOUSLY?
You have me DIE, come BACK TO LIFE, and DON'T EVEN LET ME SEE MY FRIENDS AT THE END??? That's JUST CRUEL. On the bright side, you brought me back to Calypso, at least.
But what's THIS? More POORLY WRITTEN FANFICS ABOUT MY RETURN??? Agh. Rick, please just write some awesome ending instead of these other abominations. I'll even take a mediocre ending. But please, anything but THESE!!!
Okay. I'm done ranting about that for now.
Sincerely, Leo
Dear Fanfiction,
Okay. So just because I care about the safety of one of our campers now means that I have some unsaid crush on him?
NO!
Number one, I am NOT homosexual. Number two, I don't think I would date Nico even if I was homosexual. He's not the right type of person, or, 'my type', as some would call it. And number three... well, the same as number one.
So PLEASE, no Solangelo.
Sincerely, Will
Dear Fanfiction,
Did you not regard my earlier message about eating a healthy breakfast? You guys need to eat right! And that means CEREAL! I'm not talking about no Reese's Puffs or Cinnamon Toast Crunch, here. I mean ACTUAL cereal, like Honey Bunches of Oats! Or Cheerios!
CEREAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!
Sincerely, Demeter
Regarding the previous letter,
Er, sorry about my mother... again.
Hey, Mom, what are you...? No! PUT THE CEREAL BOX DOWN! You are NOT petitioning in front of Raley's! No, you can't hide in the cereal rack, either! ...Mom, you're going to... NO! PUT. THE. CHEERIOS. DOWN. NOW. MOM!!!!!
Sincerely, Persephone
Dear Rick,
...Where was I in the Blood of Olympus? You mentioned me, like, ONCE, but then nope! I'm gone. Time to dive in on some action with the seven! As if the fans hadn't read enough of that already. Plus, Tyson feels left out too. He's currently eating lots of peanut butter, huddled in the corner... I should probably stop him before he eats too much...
Sincerely, Grover
Dear Fanfiction,
Why are there so many stories where there's just a random OC inserted at the beginning of the series? Seriously.
In The Lightning Thief, it was just Grover, Annabeth, and I. And plus, why does the OC always get paired with me(if it's a girl) or Annabeth(if it's a boy)? Come on, people!
Canon is canon. You can only bend it so much before it's useless and no good. Like if you bend a spoon, you can only bend it so far before you can't bend it back. Same with these stories! Don't take it too far! You get a better story if it's bent just a little! And plus, we prefer it that way, too...
Sincerely, Percy
Well, I've rambled too much. Enjoy!
Dear Fanfiction,
What is with you guys pairing me up with so many people?
In the books, it CLEARLY states that NO DEMIGOD SHALL HEAL MY HEART or whatever. It kind of makes me sad, but also kind of relieved because I won't have to put up with all those guys I would never dream of dating.
Or more femslash... *shudders*
So please, if you want to ship me with someone, be sensible. GOT IT?
Sincerely, Reyna
(A/N): Because of this new fact that Reyna talked about, I have my new OTP. And it's a pairing with a person from another fandom. And most of you won't know him. SO, yeah... just though I would say that...
Dear Rick,
SERIOUSLY?
You have me DIE, come BACK TO LIFE, and DON'T EVEN LET ME SEE MY FRIENDS AT THE END??? That's JUST CRUEL. On the bright side, you brought me back to Calypso, at least.
But what's THIS? More POORLY WRITTEN FANFICS ABOUT MY RETURN??? Agh. Rick, please just write some awesome ending instead of these other abominations. I'll even take a mediocre ending. But please, anything but THESE!!!
Okay. I'm done ranting about that for now.
Sincerely, Leo
Dear Fanfiction,
Okay. So just because I care about the safety of one of our campers now means that I have some unsaid crush on him?
NO!
Number one, I am NOT homosexual. Number two, I don't think I would date Nico even if I was homosexual. He's not the right type of person, or, 'my type', as some would call it. And number three... well, the same as number one.
So PLEASE, no Solangelo.
Sincerely, Will
Dear Fanfiction,
Did you not regard my earlier message about eating a healthy breakfast? You guys need to eat right! And that means CEREAL! I'm not talking about no Reese's Puffs or Cinnamon Toast Crunch, here. I mean ACTUAL cereal, like Honey Bunches of Oats! Or Cheerios!
CEREAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!
Sincerely, Demeter
Regarding the previous letter,
Er, sorry about my mother... again.
Hey, Mom, what are you...? No! PUT THE CEREAL BOX DOWN! You are NOT petitioning in front of Raley's! No, you can't hide in the cereal rack, either! ...Mom, you're going to... NO! PUT. THE. CHEERIOS. DOWN. NOW. MOM!!!!!
Sincerely, Persephone
Dear Rick,
...Where was I in the Blood of Olympus? You mentioned me, like, ONCE, but then nope! I'm gone. Time to dive in on some action with the seven! As if the fans hadn't read enough of that already. Plus, Tyson feels left out too. He's currently eating lots of peanut butter, huddled in the corner... I should probably stop him before he eats too much...
Sincerely, Grover
Dear Fanfiction,
Why are there so many stories where there's just a random OC inserted at the beginning of the series? Seriously.
In The Lightning Thief, it was just Grover, Annabeth, and I. And plus, why does the OC always get paired with me(if it's a girl) or Annabeth(if it's a boy)? Come on, people!
Canon is canon. You can only bend it so much before it's useless and no good. Like if you bend a spoon, you can only bend it so far before you can't bend it back. Same with these stories! Don't take it too far! You get a better story if it's bent just a little! And plus, we prefer it that way, too...
Sincerely, Percy
Notes
For Will's letter, I'm not trying to insult homosexuals in any way. Just to let you know, it's just what I think he would say.
Next on my list, I hope you enjoy this! I hope this makes up for any not updating!
-Alex, AKA Araneae Siqua
PS: TOMORROW IS TURKEY DAYYY!!!!! AKA Thanksgiving for the rest of my fellow US citizens :) WE GET FOOOD :D
Just saying about Percy (#2) I know this is old but you should update it, because of the trials of apollo. Cuz, Paul and his mom do have a kid. Almost. His mom is pregnant at least. Also spoiler alert. I know, too late know but whatever.
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