Doctor Whomigod

Percy starred at the machine. The "Doctor" was inside a police booth. He decided not to think what he was doing in there.
Just then Mrs. O'Leary ran past in a flash and pounced on the "TARDIS". Percy yelled. "Mrs. O' Leary, no!"
But the box vanished with Mrs O'Leary on it.

The Doctor groaned. "Old girl, a summer camp?"
The TARDIS made creaky noises in return, which the Doctor seemed to understand. "What? Show me external view."
A screen slid in his direction and he grabbed it. He looked and then exclaimed, "Is that a dog? Or one of the few species I don't know about?"
He pushed the screen away and grinned. "Not just a summer camp, then."
The TARDIS made a squeaky sound.
"Right," The Doctor said, kicking a lever and pounding a button, "Back to the camp."

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