"Who Again?"

I looked at William and Max, and spoke finally, "Max. I hate you, and everyone else existing." Max ignored this, and told him he was saved by these two kids... "Purse or something and Ann?" William and me discussed the names.
"Purse?"
"Ann?"
"Well Will, it's probably Jackson."
"Jackson? Oh! Purse Jackson?"
"Yes Will! Wait, what kind of name is that?"
"It must be Jackson Pursh."
"Jackson Pursh! Yeah... I think that is him."
William and I turned towards Max, and told him what we were discussing. "That must have been Jackson Pursh, and Ann Grover. They are a couple, we think." He acknowledged the 'think', and replied, "They were holding hands."
We were about to talk 'gossip' about the two, but we were insensitively interrupted by Charon. He spoke directly to Max, ignoring our very self being, and informed Max, "This is Camp Half-blood. You are a Demigod. Demigods are..."
We both already heard this entire explanation, and while he told Max, he led him to the Big House, where he would finish the process. We waited bored out of our minds on the outside benches, then finally I stood and told Will I had to go somewhere. I really did, before I died of boredom.
William gave me this look like 'you best not be lying'. But, by the looks of it, he already knew I was.

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