Fangirls

After our talk with Chiron, Chelsea and I went our separate ways. Training was starting tomorrow so I had to get some stuff out of the way. I have always wanted to pull a prank with Connor and Travis Stoll. I walked over to the Hermes cabin and knocked on the door. When they answered, I pulled them outside.

"Hey what gives?" Travis whined. "I wanna prank Ares cabin." I said giddily."Do you have a death wish? No amateur-" Connor started.

"I have two older brothers. Did I mention that one is the head lineman on his football team? In case you didn't know, that's the guy who does all the tackling. I've learned to hold my own. I'm no amateur. My specialty is stink bombs." I proudly announced. "Like a mortal could beat our pranks." Travis snickered. "First of all, mortals are awesome. Second of all, I could. Pickle juice, mustard, dog poop, decayed grass, and milk that has been sitting out in the sun for a week. Beat that." I said smugly.
"Travis, write this down. This girl's good. How do you come up with this stuff?" Connor said obviously impressed. "Two older brothers are annoying as hell, but you learn some stuff." I said. "Alright, we're in." they said unanimously. "We can grab all of the food supplies from the dining pavillion. And the dog poop possibly from Mrs.O'Leary? If we can't find the grass, you can replace it with sweaty sock juice. I assume that you have it in storage. Any experienced pranker does." I said listing out the ingredients. They just stared at me in disbelief. "We do, and we also have the dog poop and the milk. We just need the pickle juice and mustard" Travis said reading off of his notes.
"Oh, and we also need some sulfur to set it off, and to add that wonderful rotten egg smell. All it needs after that is a paper casing. I assume you have that too?" I said. "Yeah, we do. Seriously, how did you come up with this? Anyway, I can get all the stuff from storage. This is going to be awesome, but we have to do it soon so the harpies don't eat us. Travis, you can go get the stuff out from our bunks. I can get the supplies from the dining pavilion. Sara, that's your name right? You can scout out the Ares cabin for cracks to hide it in. Just don't go inside, and watch out for the landmines." Connor said as he listed out jobs. We dispersed to get our part done.

I walked over to cabin five and circled the perimeter a few times. On the left wall, there was a window with a small hole underneath it. I decided that we could fit it in through there, and run away fast enough so we didn't get a whiff.

We met back at the Hermes cabin and put it all together. Even just looking at it made me want to barf. Perfect. We attached some yarn on the end so we could light it and ran over to the Ares cabin giggling our butts off. We lit it up, and quickly threw it in the hole.

We sprinted away as I counted down in my head. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, annnnd now! Just then, Clarisse came barreling out the door looking like she was going to puke. Her siblings were puking. One of them had actually fainted and was being dragged out by his legs.

We had previously made a pact saying that we wouldn't say a word about our accomplices. I was glad we did, because everyone would automatically accuse Connor and Travis, but that mortal girl? She seemed so sweet and helpless, just a fangirl.

I became even gladder when Clarisse started screaming "I WILL PERSONALLY KILL WHOEVER DID THIS. I AM COMING FOR YOU CONNOR AND TRAVIS!!!!!" just as I suspected. I was definitely having the greatest time of my life.

I walked slowly away, fiddling with my blue hair and solemnly looking at the ground. Clarisse spotted me. "HEY! YOU!" she yelled trying to grab my attention.

Shit.

"Hm?" I said keeping my cool. "Someone threw a stink bomb in the Ares cabin. Did you happen to see who? I suggest you tell the truth." she said, her electric spear cackling. "No." I said keeping a straight face. I'm a good liar."But judging by the way you smell, they are experienced. So am I. If you need to prank them back, just tell me. I have always liked your character." I finished. She looked pleased. "I may take you up on that offer kid." She said running off, interrogating everyone she saw.

I don't usually do stuff like that, backstabbing isn't really my thing. But flame wars, now those are fun. I have made friendships with both sides. Now I get to watch it combust.

Notes

Did you like it? The part about my brothers and me being a prankster(and wanting to do a prank with Connor and Travis) are 100% true.
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~Sadie