Demigod Group Chat
The Big Three: We're not Emo!
HeroesOfOlympus
Heyyy y'all! Here's another short chapter for this story since it received two new awesome comments already. Make sure to subscribe, vote, comment and rate! Also be sure to check out my other stories!
~The Big Three~
Jason: Thals?
Thalia: Wassup baby bro?
Jason: Uh... When did you start becoming Emo?
Thalia: JASON GRACE, YOUR SISTER IS NOT EMO!
Percy: Getting defensive now, huh?
Nico: Thalia, you're Emo, admit it.
Jason: Also, you're Emo as well Nico.
Nico: OH HADES NO! DID HE JUST SAY THAT?
Percy: It's true though Death Breath. But then again, you are a Son of Hades so I think you're entitled to be Emo.
Thalia: Do you Male scums even know what Emo means?
Percy: Uh... yeah. Emo is basically you and Nico.
Jason: LOL. That's the best definition I've ever heard for Emo.
Nico: I'M NOT EMO.
Thalia: I'M NOT EMO.
Nico: JINX! YOU OWE ME A SODA THUNDER PANTS.
Percy: Oh, poor, innocent, stupid little Jason.
Jason: Why am I stupid?
Thalia: Jason? Where are you currently at now?
Jason: My cabin. Why?
Percy: You're in deep trouble Superman. Deep, deep trouble.
Jason: Why am I in trouble?
Thalia: Hey Nico? Can you shadow travel to Central Park?
Nico: Sure thing. You want me to bring some staplers?
Jason: STAPLERS? WHERE?
Thalia: Yeah. Bring some Batman figurines as well.
Jason: BATMAN? OH HOLY HERA DON'T BRING BATMAN. SUPERMAN IS THE BEST! NO NO NO NO NO BATMAN!
Nico: Got it.
Thalia: We're coming for you little bro...
Jason: OH SHIT!
Percy: Good luck dude. You'll need it. Chapter 6, Page 13 of the Camp guidebook, you DON'T call Thalia Emo. Nico? Meh, go ahead. He's practically harmless.
Nico: Did you just call me HARMLESS Percy?
Percy: Yeah.
Nico: A guy who can summon millions of skeletons from the ground isn't scary to you?
Percy: Dude. You want me to call Will, want me to rat out on you? You're SUPPOSED to be resting in the sick bay if I'm not wrong?
Nico: Uh... Never mind, I didn't say anything.
Percy: That's what I thought.
Thalia: DEATH BRAIN GET YOUR BUTT DOWN TO CENTRAL PARK! WE NEED TO GO MURDER A DEAR BROTHER OF MINE!
Jason: NOOOOO NOT THE STAPLERS! NOT BATMAN! PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THE BATS AND THE STAPLERS!
Nico: On my way Lightning Pants.
Jason: PERCYYYY, HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!
Percy: Do you hear that? Annabeth's calling for me! Gotta go Jason, I'll be at your funeral.
Jason: PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME! AHHHH THALIA'S HERE! WITH NICO! MY WORST NIGHTMARE IS HERE!! BATMAN STAPLERS!!!
Thalia: This is really pathetic for the supposed 'Hero' of New Rome, ex praetor of the Twelfth Legion and one of the Seven.
Nico: It's sad. And pathetic. And hilarious.
Jason: Tell Piper I love her! Tell Leo it was me who accidentally zapped his blueprints! Tell P-
Jason: THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN USE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO RENEW YOUR NUMBER, PLEASE CONTACT THE HEPHAESTUS' CABIN HOTLINE FOR MORE ENQUIRIES, THANK YOU.
Percy: Poor Jason... We should really start reading the guidebook for all the rules and ways to not get killed early.
Nico: Hey Stolls, I got Percy's blue food dye, the one he can't live without. Where's the drachmas?
Nico: OH SHIT. UH, WRONG GROUP CHAT. SORRY.
Percy: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STOLE MY BLUE FOOD DYE? YOU'RE GOING TO DIE DI ANGELO. PREPARE YOUR GRAVE.
Nico: SHIT, STOLLS YOU OWE ME A HADES LOT OF-
Nico: THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN USE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO RENEW YOUR NUMBER, PLEASE CONTACT THE HEPHAESTUS' CABIN HOTLINE FOR MORE ENQUIRIES, THANK YOU.
Aaaand... That's a wrap for this chapter! Be sure to subscribe, rate, comment and vote! Also, check out my other stories. If you want some dark Percy, read 'D.S.D'. If you want a Prank war, read 'Pranks and a Pirate'. If you want some talented Percy, read 'Percy's Musical Talents'. Catch y'all next time!
Peace Out,
HeroesOfOlympus
Heyyy y'all! Here's another short chapter for this story since it received two new awesome comments already. Make sure to subscribe, vote, comment and rate! Also be sure to check out my other stories!
~The Big Three~
Jason: Thals?
Thalia: Wassup baby bro?
Jason: Uh... When did you start becoming Emo?
Thalia: JASON GRACE, YOUR SISTER IS NOT EMO!
Percy: Getting defensive now, huh?
Nico: Thalia, you're Emo, admit it.
Jason: Also, you're Emo as well Nico.
Nico: OH HADES NO! DID HE JUST SAY THAT?
Percy: It's true though Death Breath. But then again, you are a Son of Hades so I think you're entitled to be Emo.
Thalia: Do you Male scums even know what Emo means?
Percy: Uh... yeah. Emo is basically you and Nico.
Jason: LOL. That's the best definition I've ever heard for Emo.
Nico: I'M NOT EMO.
Thalia: I'M NOT EMO.
Nico: JINX! YOU OWE ME A SODA THUNDER PANTS.
Percy: Oh, poor, innocent, stupid little Jason.
Jason: Why am I stupid?
Thalia: Jason? Where are you currently at now?
Jason: My cabin. Why?
Percy: You're in deep trouble Superman. Deep, deep trouble.
Jason: Why am I in trouble?
Thalia: Hey Nico? Can you shadow travel to Central Park?
Nico: Sure thing. You want me to bring some staplers?
Jason: STAPLERS? WHERE?
Thalia: Yeah. Bring some Batman figurines as well.
Jason: BATMAN? OH HOLY HERA DON'T BRING BATMAN. SUPERMAN IS THE BEST! NO NO NO NO NO BATMAN!
Nico: Got it.
Thalia: We're coming for you little bro...
Jason: OH SHIT!
Percy: Good luck dude. You'll need it. Chapter 6, Page 13 of the Camp guidebook, you DON'T call Thalia Emo. Nico? Meh, go ahead. He's practically harmless.
Nico: Did you just call me HARMLESS Percy?
Percy: Yeah.
Nico: A guy who can summon millions of skeletons from the ground isn't scary to you?
Percy: Dude. You want me to call Will, want me to rat out on you? You're SUPPOSED to be resting in the sick bay if I'm not wrong?
Nico: Uh... Never mind, I didn't say anything.
Percy: That's what I thought.
Thalia: DEATH BRAIN GET YOUR BUTT DOWN TO CENTRAL PARK! WE NEED TO GO MURDER A DEAR BROTHER OF MINE!
Jason: NOOOOO NOT THE STAPLERS! NOT BATMAN! PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THE BATS AND THE STAPLERS!
Nico: On my way Lightning Pants.
Jason: PERCYYYY, HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!
Percy: Do you hear that? Annabeth's calling for me! Gotta go Jason, I'll be at your funeral.
Jason: PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME! AHHHH THALIA'S HERE! WITH NICO! MY WORST NIGHTMARE IS HERE!! BATMAN STAPLERS!!!
Thalia: This is really pathetic for the supposed 'Hero' of New Rome, ex praetor of the Twelfth Legion and one of the Seven.
Nico: It's sad. And pathetic. And hilarious.
Jason: Tell Piper I love her! Tell Leo it was me who accidentally zapped his blueprints! Tell P-
Jason: THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN USE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO RENEW YOUR NUMBER, PLEASE CONTACT THE HEPHAESTUS' CABIN HOTLINE FOR MORE ENQUIRIES, THANK YOU.
Percy: Poor Jason... We should really start reading the guidebook for all the rules and ways to not get killed early.
Nico: Hey Stolls, I got Percy's blue food dye, the one he can't live without. Where's the drachmas?
Nico: OH SHIT. UH, WRONG GROUP CHAT. SORRY.
Percy: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STOLE MY BLUE FOOD DYE? YOU'RE GOING TO DIE DI ANGELO. PREPARE YOUR GRAVE.
Nico: SHIT, STOLLS YOU OWE ME A HADES LOT OF-
Nico: THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN USE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO RENEW YOUR NUMBER, PLEASE CONTACT THE HEPHAESTUS' CABIN HOTLINE FOR MORE ENQUIRIES, THANK YOU.
Aaaand... That's a wrap for this chapter! Be sure to subscribe, rate, comment and vote! Also, check out my other stories. If you want some dark Percy, read 'D.S.D'. If you want a Prank war, read 'Pranks and a Pirate'. If you want some talented Percy, read 'Percy's Musical Talents'. Catch y'all next time!
Peace Out,
HeroesOfOlympus
Yes please!
6/20/17