Demigod Group Chat
The Clumsy Shadow Travellers: Team KFC or McDonald's?
HeroesOfOlympus
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~The Clumsy Shadow Travellers~
Coach Hedge: Hey cupcakes, what are 'toes'?
Pegasus: Neighhh, neighh, NEIGHH!
Reyna: First of all, toes are part of the human body Coach. Second of all, what did you say my Lord?
Nico: My Lord? We're not living in the 19th century Reyna, stop being such a granny!
Coach Hedge: Lord Pegasus said that he wants to know what toes are as well.
Pegasus: NEIGH, NEIGHH!!!
Coach Hedge: He said, you got that right little goat.
Coach Hedge: Wait... What did he just call me?!?!
Reyna: I'M NOT A GRANNY NICO! It's called being respectful, something you clearly lack in.
Nico: Oh Hades no! You did not just say that!
Coach Hedge: Lord Pegasus, I am kindly letting you know...
Coach Hedge: I'M NOT A SMALL GOAT! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I AM A SATYR! ALSO, I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT BRUCE LEE!
Pegasus: NEIGHHH, NEIGHHH NEIGHHH!!!
Coach Hedge: SO WHAT IF YOU'RE IMMORTAL? AT LEAST MY MOTHER IS NOT A SNAKE HEAD FREAKY OLD LADY!
Nico: I'M THE KING OF HAPPY MEALS BUT YOU DON'T PAY ANY RESPECT TO ME! YOU PAY RESPECTS TO A HORSE BUT NOT TO MCDONALD'S HAPPY MEAL KING?!?!
Reyna: I DON'T PAY RESPECTS TO MCDONALD'S! Besides, KFC is clearly better than McDonald's!
Nico: Excuse me?
Reyna: You heard me! McDonald's is just a freaky clown that wants to poison the food he sells so he can dominate the world!
Nico: Well, he's doing a darn good job with actually SELLING his poisonous food! In fact, I'M SHOVING A SPOONFUL OF DELICIOUS MCFLURRY INTO MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW!
Nico: OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
Pegasus: NEIGHHH!!! Neigh, neigh, NEIGHH!
Coach Hedge: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY BAT! I'VE KILLED MANY MONSTERS, HUMANS, DEMIGODS AND PEGASUSES WITH IT!
Reyna: Well, you're gonna die real soon Nico Did Angelo! At least KFC knows how to sell REAL CHICKEN AND NOT FAKE CHICKEN!
Nico: OH NUH-UH GURL, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
Nico: Look at Pegasus, your high and mighty Lord Pegasus! He's eating some Chicken nuggets from McDonald's RIGHT NOW!
Reyna: NO, HE'S A KFC FAN!
Pegasus: Neigh, neigh, neighhhhhhh! Neighhhhhhh!
Coach Hedge: He says he IS in fact eating some Chicken nuggets from McDonald's right now. Also, he says he doesn't support KFC.
Nico: WOOOHOOO! GO TEAM MCDONALD'S! By the way Reyna, McDonald's food is not poisoned. KFC's is.
Reyna: NO, IT ISN'T! I'M EATING A TUB OF CHICKEN WINGS FROM KFC AND I'M STILL ALI-
Reyna: THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE DUE TO THE OWNER HAVING EATEN POISONOUS KFC CHICKEN. IF YOU HAVE ANY ENQUIRIES, PLEASE CONTACT THE HEPHAESTUS' HOTLINE. THANK YOU.
Nico: I did warn her, but she didn't listen...
Pegasus: NEIGHHHH NEIGHHH NEIGHHHHHH!
Coach Hedge: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! MY FUR IS AS SOFT AS SILK! AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT CONTAMINATED WITH BUGS!
Coach Hedge: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to take a bath to get rid of the cockroaches and their eggs in my fur.
Aaaand... Thats a wrap for this chapter! To all those KFC fans out there, please don't be offended! Please subscribe, comment, rate and vote! Also, comment or private message me what the next group chats should be!
Peace Out,
HeroesOfOlympus
Heyyy y'all! I'm back again with another chapter! Again, thanks for all your amazing support! Please subscribe, comment, rate and vote! Also, please check out my other stories.
~The Clumsy Shadow Travellers~
Coach Hedge: Hey cupcakes, what are 'toes'?
Pegasus: Neighhh, neighh, NEIGHH!
Reyna: First of all, toes are part of the human body Coach. Second of all, what did you say my Lord?
Nico: My Lord? We're not living in the 19th century Reyna, stop being such a granny!
Coach Hedge: Lord Pegasus said that he wants to know what toes are as well.
Pegasus: NEIGH, NEIGHH!!!
Coach Hedge: He said, you got that right little goat.
Coach Hedge: Wait... What did he just call me?!?!
Reyna: I'M NOT A GRANNY NICO! It's called being respectful, something you clearly lack in.
Nico: Oh Hades no! You did not just say that!
Coach Hedge: Lord Pegasus, I am kindly letting you know...
Coach Hedge: I'M NOT A SMALL GOAT! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I AM A SATYR! ALSO, I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT BRUCE LEE!
Pegasus: NEIGHHH, NEIGHHH NEIGHHH!!!
Coach Hedge: SO WHAT IF YOU'RE IMMORTAL? AT LEAST MY MOTHER IS NOT A SNAKE HEAD FREAKY OLD LADY!
Nico: I'M THE KING OF HAPPY MEALS BUT YOU DON'T PAY ANY RESPECT TO ME! YOU PAY RESPECTS TO A HORSE BUT NOT TO MCDONALD'S HAPPY MEAL KING?!?!
Reyna: I DON'T PAY RESPECTS TO MCDONALD'S! Besides, KFC is clearly better than McDonald's!
Nico: Excuse me?
Reyna: You heard me! McDonald's is just a freaky clown that wants to poison the food he sells so he can dominate the world!
Nico: Well, he's doing a darn good job with actually SELLING his poisonous food! In fact, I'M SHOVING A SPOONFUL OF DELICIOUS MCFLURRY INTO MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW!
Nico: OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
Pegasus: NEIGHHH!!! Neigh, neigh, NEIGHH!
Coach Hedge: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY BAT! I'VE KILLED MANY MONSTERS, HUMANS, DEMIGODS AND PEGASUSES WITH IT!
Reyna: Well, you're gonna die real soon Nico Did Angelo! At least KFC knows how to sell REAL CHICKEN AND NOT FAKE CHICKEN!
Nico: OH NUH-UH GURL, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
Nico: Look at Pegasus, your high and mighty Lord Pegasus! He's eating some Chicken nuggets from McDonald's RIGHT NOW!
Reyna: NO, HE'S A KFC FAN!
Pegasus: Neigh, neigh, neighhhhhhh! Neighhhhhhh!
Coach Hedge: He says he IS in fact eating some Chicken nuggets from McDonald's right now. Also, he says he doesn't support KFC.
Nico: WOOOHOOO! GO TEAM MCDONALD'S! By the way Reyna, McDonald's food is not poisoned. KFC's is.
Reyna: NO, IT ISN'T! I'M EATING A TUB OF CHICKEN WINGS FROM KFC AND I'M STILL ALI-
Reyna: THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE DUE TO THE OWNER HAVING EATEN POISONOUS KFC CHICKEN. IF YOU HAVE ANY ENQUIRIES, PLEASE CONTACT THE HEPHAESTUS' HOTLINE. THANK YOU.
Nico: I did warn her, but she didn't listen...
Pegasus: NEIGHHHH NEIGHHH NEIGHHHHHH!
Coach Hedge: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! MY FUR IS AS SOFT AS SILK! AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT CONTAMINATED WITH BUGS!
Coach Hedge: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to take a bath to get rid of the cockroaches and their eggs in my fur.
Aaaand... Thats a wrap for this chapter! To all those KFC fans out there, please don't be offended! Please subscribe, comment, rate and vote! Also, comment or private message me what the next group chats should be!
Peace Out,
HeroesOfOlympus
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6/20/17