Demigod Group Chat
The Almighty God Council: Whose child is better?
HeroesOfOlympus
Heyyyy y'all! So, I know my last chapter wasn't exactly... great but it was because I was rushing for time and had to study. Anyway, my exams are over! So I have sooo much free time. I'm already working on the next chapter for D.S.D and am planning to work on Percy's Musical Talents next. Please comment, subscribe, rate and vote this story and my other ones! Please give my other stories a chance and check them out. I know they may not be the best stories you read but I really put my heart and soul into my stories. Enough talking, here's a chapter with the GODS, not the DEMIGODS.
~The Almighty God Council~
Zeus: My son, Jason, just singlehandedly killed a group of 20 monsters consisting of Cyclops himself. He is the best demigod, besides my daughter, Thalia, ever!
Athena: Excuse me father but I have to disagree with that statement. Annabeth, my daughter, is the best demigod. She planned the strategies for the Seven and if it wasn't for her, they would all be dead by now.
Hades: Are you both kidding me? Nico and Hazel are the BEST demigods to ever walk this earth. Nico got the Athena Parthenos to Camp Half-Blood and stopped a demigod war in the process. Hazel was part of the Seven as well!
Ares: You all are thinking crazy shit. My daughter, Clarisse, can beat up all your punks in record time. She killed the Drakon during the Titan War, remember? She saved all the other punks from the Greek Camp by doing that.
Hermes: Travis and Connor are better than all your children! Did you SEE them during the Titan and Giant War? They killed a Hades lot of monsters with their traps! Geniuses they both are.
Hephaestus: My son, Leo, sacrificed his LIFE for both Camps. If it wasn't for him, Gaea would have taken over the world and we would be gone.
Apollo: Will helped a lot in the Giant War! He managed to stop both Camps from fighting each other by sharing his wonderful ear-splitting whistling talent with everyone!
Aphrodite: My dear daughter, Piper, put Gaea to sleep, saving the whole world in the process of doing so!
Demeter: My cereal loving daughter, Katie, controlled so many plants during the Titan War! Killing so many monsters, she was absolutely terrific!
Artemis: You all are arguing like little children.
Hera: For once, I agree with Artemis. Stop acting like children. All the demigods are the same puny little things.
Poseidon: I agree. Besides, everyone knows that my son, Percy, is obviously the best demigod in the universe! He killed more monsters, Titans, Giants and turned Gods than ALL your children!
Zeus: Unfortunately, what my brother said is true. That demigod has saved our lives and Olympus more times than we can count.
Poseidon: I'm sorry brother dear, but can you repeat that again?
Zeus: You know what I just said bed wetter.
Apollo: Uncle Poseidon? You wetted the bed when you were young?
Poseidon: You swore you'd never tell, Barbie boy!
Artemis: Barbie boy?
Hermes: Oh shut it, Barnie pants! Father has secrets like us!
Ares: You like Barnie? HAHAHAHA
Artemis: At least I'm not a Disney Princess lover!
Aphrodite: HAHAHAHA Princess? I think you'd make a lovely princess Ares!
Hephaestus: I wouldn't be the one to talk, burnt butt.
Hera: You have a burnt butt?!?! So much for being beautiful everywhere...
Aphrodite: You swore you'd never tell anyone Hephaestus! At least I didn't tell them you were a One Direction fan... Oh shit, I just did.
Aphrodite: BTW Hera, at least I'm not the one who sleeps with a blanket that has Care Bears printed all over it!
Hera: ...
Apollo: OHHHH, YOU JUST GOT BURNT HERAAA!
Artemis: That was not a burn brother dear.
Apollo: No, I mean literally. She just got burnt. I accidentally shot a fire arrow that was meant for Hermes through Hera's heart...
Zeus: Oh, don't care about that. No one is going to miss her anyway. By the way, are you all still coming for Pyjama night at my palace?
Ares: Disney's Cinderella for the movie?
Hephaestus: One Direction's albums for music?
Poseidon: Barnie themed pyjamas?
Aphrodite: A fluffy cushion for my butt?
Hera: My Care Bears blanket?
Zeus: Oh shit, I was hoping you were dead from that fire arrow.
Zeus: Uh... I mean, I missed you babe?
Hermes: Oooh, someone's gonna get a good ol' spanking.
Zeus: NO ONE SPANKS THE KING OF- OUCH! HERA, BABE PLEASE DON'T- OUCH!
Poseidon: So... Barnie theme tonight?
Aaaand... That's a wrap for this chapter. Please, please, please check out my other stories and subscribe, rate, comment and vote! I'll really appreciate all the support! See y'all soon!
Peace Out,
HeroesOfOlympus
Heyyyy y'all! So, I know my last chapter wasn't exactly... great but it was because I was rushing for time and had to study. Anyway, my exams are over! So I have sooo much free time. I'm already working on the next chapter for D.S.D and am planning to work on Percy's Musical Talents next. Please comment, subscribe, rate and vote this story and my other ones! Please give my other stories a chance and check them out. I know they may not be the best stories you read but I really put my heart and soul into my stories. Enough talking, here's a chapter with the GODS, not the DEMIGODS.
~The Almighty God Council~
Zeus: My son, Jason, just singlehandedly killed a group of 20 monsters consisting of Cyclops himself. He is the best demigod, besides my daughter, Thalia, ever!
Athena: Excuse me father but I have to disagree with that statement. Annabeth, my daughter, is the best demigod. She planned the strategies for the Seven and if it wasn't for her, they would all be dead by now.
Hades: Are you both kidding me? Nico and Hazel are the BEST demigods to ever walk this earth. Nico got the Athena Parthenos to Camp Half-Blood and stopped a demigod war in the process. Hazel was part of the Seven as well!
Ares: You all are thinking crazy shit. My daughter, Clarisse, can beat up all your punks in record time. She killed the Drakon during the Titan War, remember? She saved all the other punks from the Greek Camp by doing that.
Hermes: Travis and Connor are better than all your children! Did you SEE them during the Titan and Giant War? They killed a Hades lot of monsters with their traps! Geniuses they both are.
Hephaestus: My son, Leo, sacrificed his LIFE for both Camps. If it wasn't for him, Gaea would have taken over the world and we would be gone.
Apollo: Will helped a lot in the Giant War! He managed to stop both Camps from fighting each other by sharing his wonderful ear-splitting whistling talent with everyone!
Aphrodite: My dear daughter, Piper, put Gaea to sleep, saving the whole world in the process of doing so!
Demeter: My cereal loving daughter, Katie, controlled so many plants during the Titan War! Killing so many monsters, she was absolutely terrific!
Artemis: You all are arguing like little children.
Hera: For once, I agree with Artemis. Stop acting like children. All the demigods are the same puny little things.
Poseidon: I agree. Besides, everyone knows that my son, Percy, is obviously the best demigod in the universe! He killed more monsters, Titans, Giants and turned Gods than ALL your children!
Zeus: Unfortunately, what my brother said is true. That demigod has saved our lives and Olympus more times than we can count.
Poseidon: I'm sorry brother dear, but can you repeat that again?
Zeus: You know what I just said bed wetter.
Apollo: Uncle Poseidon? You wetted the bed when you were young?
Poseidon: You swore you'd never tell, Barbie boy!
Artemis: Barbie boy?
Hermes: Oh shut it, Barnie pants! Father has secrets like us!
Ares: You like Barnie? HAHAHAHA
Artemis: At least I'm not a Disney Princess lover!
Aphrodite: HAHAHAHA Princess? I think you'd make a lovely princess Ares!
Hephaestus: I wouldn't be the one to talk, burnt butt.
Hera: You have a burnt butt?!?! So much for being beautiful everywhere...
Aphrodite: You swore you'd never tell anyone Hephaestus! At least I didn't tell them you were a One Direction fan... Oh shit, I just did.
Aphrodite: BTW Hera, at least I'm not the one who sleeps with a blanket that has Care Bears printed all over it!
Hera: ...
Apollo: OHHHH, YOU JUST GOT BURNT HERAAA!
Artemis: That was not a burn brother dear.
Apollo: No, I mean literally. She just got burnt. I accidentally shot a fire arrow that was meant for Hermes through Hera's heart...
Zeus: Oh, don't care about that. No one is going to miss her anyway. By the way, are you all still coming for Pyjama night at my palace?
Ares: Disney's Cinderella for the movie?
Hephaestus: One Direction's albums for music?
Poseidon: Barnie themed pyjamas?
Aphrodite: A fluffy cushion for my butt?
Hera: My Care Bears blanket?
Zeus: Oh shit, I was hoping you were dead from that fire arrow.
Zeus: Uh... I mean, I missed you babe?
Hermes: Oooh, someone's gonna get a good ol' spanking.
Zeus: NO ONE SPANKS THE KING OF- OUCH! HERA, BABE PLEASE DON'T- OUCH!
Poseidon: So... Barnie theme tonight?
Aaaand... That's a wrap for this chapter. Please, please, please check out my other stories and subscribe, rate, comment and vote! I'll really appreciate all the support! See y'all soon!
Peace Out,
HeroesOfOlympus
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6/20/17