Demigod Group Chat
The Sexy Seven: Fire Songs for McShizzle!
HeroesOfOlympus
Heyyyyy y'all! I'm back again with another chapter. Before we start, please check out my other stories and comment, rate, subscribe and vote! All your comments make my day so please comment. Besides that, please welcome back The Sexy Seven!
~The Sexy Seven~
-Calypso was added into the group chat by Percy-
Calypso: RUN AWAY!! GET AWAY FROM LEO!!!
Jason: Uh... Why?
Piper: OH HOLY HERA! IT'S NOT THIS TIME OF THE MONTH FOR HIM... IS IT?!?!
Jason: I am so lost right now...
Hazel: Lost??? Where are you right now Jason? I'll go ask Nico to shadow travel you back to Camp!
Frank: No Hazel, Jason means he doesn't understand what Piper and Calypso is saying.
Hazel: Doesn't understand? Has he gone blind? Jason! WEAR YOUR SPECTACLES!
Frank: I give up!
Jason: No, Hazel. I'm fine!
Calypso: IS ANYONE EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!?!?! GET AWAYYYY!!! LEO'S COMING!!!
Piper: RUN GUYS!!! I JUST SAW LEO!!! ALARM NUMBER 16! THIS IS NOT A TRAINING! THIS IS REAL!
Frank: ALARM 16??? SHIT! RUN GUYS!!! RUNNNNN!
Leo: Hey guys! Did you hear the live radio on your phones? THEY GOT A HADES LOT OF FIRE SONGS!!! TODAY IS FIRE SONG DAY!!!
Jason: Oh
Piper: Shit!
Leo: THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEEEE! SHE'S WALKING ON... Uh... FIREEEEE?!?!
Hazel: Who's on fire?
Frank: FIRE?!?!! WHO?!?! WHAT?!?! WHERE?!?!
Leo: I'M TOO HOT! HOT DAMN!! MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE MAN!!!
Hazel: Wait... Fetsus is retiring?!?!?! Can dragons even RETIRE?
Frank: Dragons can retire? So all I got to do to quit being Praetor is to TRANSFORM INTO A DRAGON?!?!
Leo: I SET FIREEEEE TO THE RAIN!!!
Hazel: That's impossible!
Percy: WHAT YOU SAY VALDEZ?!?! YOU WANNA SET FIRE TO RAIN?? YOU WANNA SET FIRE TO ME?!?!
Leo: No... Uh...
Percy: 1... 2... 3... You better start running Valdez... I can control all forms of water now...
Leo: SHIT!!! WHERE DO I GO?!?! WHERE DO I RUN TO?!?!
Percy: 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9...
Leo: I'M DEAD!!! WHERE DO I GO?!?!! HELP ANYBO-
Percy: 10! Ready or not... Here I come...
Leo: HELP!!! PLEASE, ANYBODY!!! HELP ME!!! HE'S COM-
Leo: THIS NUMBER IS CURRENTLY NO LONGER IN USE DUE TO PERCY JACKSON KILLING THE OWNER OF THIS NUMBER. IF YOU HAVE ANY ENQUIRIES, PLEASE CONTACT THE HEPHAESTUS' CABIN HOTLINE. THANK YOU.
Percy: GO TEAM WATER! BOO TEAM FIRE!
Annabeth: PERSEUS JACKSON! WHY DID YOU ADD CALYPSO INTO THE GROUP CHAT?!?! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH HER?!?!
Percy: No! Wise girl, you know you're the only one for me!
Annabeth: Just to be careful...
Calypso: THIS NUMBER IS CURRENTLY NO LONGER IN USE DUE TO ANNABETH CHASE KILLING THE OWNER OF THIS NUMBER. IF YOU HAVE ANY ENQUIRIES, PLEASE CONTACT THE HEPHAESTUS' HOTLINE. THANK YOU.
Jason: What
Piper: The
Jason: Hades
Piper: Annabeth!
Annabeth: What? I was being a good friend! Now Calypso can join her boyfriend in Elysium!
Percy: That makes... A lot of sense!
Aaaand... That's a wrap for this chapter! Please subscribe, comment, rate and vote this story and my other stories! It will really mean the world to me! See y'all in the next update!
Peace Out,
HeroesOfOlympus
Heyyyyy y'all! I'm back again with another chapter. Before we start, please check out my other stories and comment, rate, subscribe and vote! All your comments make my day so please comment. Besides that, please welcome back The Sexy Seven!
~The Sexy Seven~
-Calypso was added into the group chat by Percy-
Calypso: RUN AWAY!! GET AWAY FROM LEO!!!
Jason: Uh... Why?
Piper: OH HOLY HERA! IT'S NOT THIS TIME OF THE MONTH FOR HIM... IS IT?!?!
Jason: I am so lost right now...
Hazel: Lost??? Where are you right now Jason? I'll go ask Nico to shadow travel you back to Camp!
Frank: No Hazel, Jason means he doesn't understand what Piper and Calypso is saying.
Hazel: Doesn't understand? Has he gone blind? Jason! WEAR YOUR SPECTACLES!
Frank: I give up!
Jason: No, Hazel. I'm fine!
Calypso: IS ANYONE EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!?!?! GET AWAYYYY!!! LEO'S COMING!!!
Piper: RUN GUYS!!! I JUST SAW LEO!!! ALARM NUMBER 16! THIS IS NOT A TRAINING! THIS IS REAL!
Frank: ALARM 16??? SHIT! RUN GUYS!!! RUNNNNN!
Leo: Hey guys! Did you hear the live radio on your phones? THEY GOT A HADES LOT OF FIRE SONGS!!! TODAY IS FIRE SONG DAY!!!
Jason: Oh
Piper: Shit!
Leo: THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEEEE! SHE'S WALKING ON... Uh... FIREEEEE?!?!
Hazel: Who's on fire?
Frank: FIRE?!?!! WHO?!?! WHAT?!?! WHERE?!?!
Leo: I'M TOO HOT! HOT DAMN!! MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE MAN!!!
Hazel: Wait... Fetsus is retiring?!?!?! Can dragons even RETIRE?
Frank: Dragons can retire? So all I got to do to quit being Praetor is to TRANSFORM INTO A DRAGON?!?!
Leo: I SET FIREEEEE TO THE RAIN!!!
Hazel: That's impossible!
Percy: WHAT YOU SAY VALDEZ?!?! YOU WANNA SET FIRE TO RAIN?? YOU WANNA SET FIRE TO ME?!?!
Leo: No... Uh...
Percy: 1... 2... 3... You better start running Valdez... I can control all forms of water now...
Leo: SHIT!!! WHERE DO I GO?!?! WHERE DO I RUN TO?!?!
Percy: 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9...
Leo: I'M DEAD!!! WHERE DO I GO?!?!! HELP ANYBO-
Percy: 10! Ready or not... Here I come...
Leo: HELP!!! PLEASE, ANYBODY!!! HELP ME!!! HE'S COM-
Leo: THIS NUMBER IS CURRENTLY NO LONGER IN USE DUE TO PERCY JACKSON KILLING THE OWNER OF THIS NUMBER. IF YOU HAVE ANY ENQUIRIES, PLEASE CONTACT THE HEPHAESTUS' CABIN HOTLINE. THANK YOU.
Percy: GO TEAM WATER! BOO TEAM FIRE!
Annabeth: PERSEUS JACKSON! WHY DID YOU ADD CALYPSO INTO THE GROUP CHAT?!?! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH HER?!?!
Percy: No! Wise girl, you know you're the only one for me!
Annabeth: Just to be careful...
Calypso: THIS NUMBER IS CURRENTLY NO LONGER IN USE DUE TO ANNABETH CHASE KILLING THE OWNER OF THIS NUMBER. IF YOU HAVE ANY ENQUIRIES, PLEASE CONTACT THE HEPHAESTUS' HOTLINE. THANK YOU.
Jason: What
Piper: The
Jason: Hades
Piper: Annabeth!
Annabeth: What? I was being a good friend! Now Calypso can join her boyfriend in Elysium!
Percy: That makes... A lot of sense!
Aaaand... That's a wrap for this chapter! Please subscribe, comment, rate and vote this story and my other stories! It will really mean the world to me! See y'all in the next update!
Peace Out,
HeroesOfOlympus
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6/20/17