HeroesOfOlympus
Heyyy y'all! I'm back again with another chapter. This chapter, we're back with the Gods. Please subscribe, comment, rate and vote! Also, check out my new story 'Mortal Gods'! Enough talk, here's The Almighty God Council with an old meme.

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~The Almighty God Council~
Apollo: What are those?!?!
Athena: What are what? Is it monsters??? Or... KRONOS?!?! OH HOLY ME, WE'RE DOOOOMED!!!
Apollo: I was talking about your shoes dummie!
Demeter: Apollo, Apollo, Apollo... You make life up here on Olympus very hard.
Apollo: Huh?
Poseidon: You called Athena dumb.
Apollo: Oh schists...
Athena: YOU DARE CALL ME DUMB?!?!?! SAYS THE GOD WHO SPELT 'DUMMIE' WRONGLY!!!
Apollo: Hey! Dummie is the correct spelling for dummie!
Athena: No, it's not!
Apollo: Then fine! It's a new word in the dictionary, okay?!?!
Hera: HOLY ME! DUMMIE IS NOW A WORD IN THE DICTIONARY!!!
Hermes: Cool.
Apollo: Anyway, back to me again! Oh my Gods, you all are sooooo self-centered! Can't you see you all should be focusing on ME?
Zeus: I can't believe he's my son...
Apollo: I know you can't dad, cause I'm your FAVOURITE son. Maybe even child! Am I right or am I right? I'm right, right?
Apollo: Back to me again, what are those?!?!
Athena: Like I said before, those are my shoes.
Apollo: Well, they're sooooo out of trend! Seriously, Nike shoes? Ugh, that's so last season! Adidas is trending right now!
Athena: Oh, how about you tell that to Nike herself?
-Nike was added into the group chat by Athena-
Nike:APOLLO!!! WHAT IN HADES?!?! YOU SUPPORT ADIDAS?!?
Hades: If I could kindly intervene, STOP USING MY NAME AS A CURSE WORD! MOTHER RHEA GAVE ME MY NAME TO BE USED BY OTHERS FOR THEM TO CALL ME NOT USE MY NAME AS A CURSE WORD!!!!
Dionysus: Anyone got wine? I'll give you a hundred drachmas for a sip! Please, anyone?!?!
Hermes: Meet me at Olympus's Starbucks! I'll pass it to you...
Zeus: HERMES! DIONYSUS!
-Hermes has left the group chat-
-Dionysus has left the group chat-
Zeus: Insolent children...
Apollo: YOU SUCK NIKE! LONG LIVE ADIDAS!
Nike: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of people rampaging through my shops and buying stuff.
Nike: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of sports teams getting customized shirts from my shops.
Nike: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of commercials and advertisements about my shops.
Nike: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sports teams in schools buying sports gear from my shops.
Nike: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of people waiting and camping outside my shops for the latest pair of shoes and gear.
Nike: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of zillions of people chanting my name.
Nike: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my victory.
Nike: I'm sorry, I believe I have beaten Adidas again for the millionth time this year.
Nike: #Sorrybutnotsorry
Nike: Suck it Adidas!
Apollo: ...
Apollo: WOOOHOOO!!! GO NIKE!!! BOO ADIDAS!!!
Nike: What a suck up... But I like it! VICTORY TO ME!!!
Poseidon: Hey Aphrodite? What are those?!?!

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Aaaand... That's a wrap for this chapter. Please subscribe, comment, rate, vote and check out my other stories! Comment down below if you're a Nike or Adidas fan. Personally, I'm fine with both but I'm more on Team Nike's side. See y'all next time!
Peace Out,
HeroesOfOlympus

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