21 Things I Know About You

Why, dad, did you name me after codeine? Anyways, Caitlyn, daughter of Eminem, Drew and I were gangbanging Jason, I felt bad for him. Everyone's going crazy on the ship, why not him? That's why I bailed him out. It's not him, it's the ship and the downers. So after the banging is over, me and Jason run off to the driving room. We both had a fourth of vodka. We both love Eminem, and we're both good friends with Jake Mathers (he just smokes too much weed). We're in the pilot room (brought vodka).
"Hey, Jason, I had a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?" I ask him.
"I dare you to drive something...you know what I mean?" he seductively replies.
"After I really drive." I click the button and it whirs to life. You just tell it a place, and it takes you there. It just takes so long. It took 3 days to get to Tucson from New York.
"Detroit, what, Detroit, what?" I tell the SpaceShip in my best Eminem voice.
"Detroit, Michigan." the computer says.
We go again. Thank gods no one can see me. I push her against the wall.
"You ready, this time for real?" he playfully asks me.
"Fuck you, I was born ready!" and I pull off his jacket and his shirt. He's pulling down my goddamn pants. Just the way I like it.
He's now pulling down my underwear, so now I'm freaking naked. Equal it out, he starts jamming his cock in my mouth. I just go along. It feels so good. At least he's smart enough to not cum in my cunt.
It lasts like an hour. I am so satisfied. So it's a perfect night after all!

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