The Real House Lives of Olympus.

The world is just uh... no. It is filled with horrible things like girls who won't wear makeup and ugly football players. That's just wrong! Up in Olympus is terrible to! There are eternal maiden's! My job as the goddess of love is to fill the world with girly and manly things. Can you believe that demigods can't have cellphones! You might as well not have a life! The demigods don't know it but we have the cute little clouds ( mine is pink which leads to another one of my problems that some girls like green and blue.) that can see anywhere we want them to. How else would I have known where to sent Eros! Anyways this is my cloud story of the day.
I was looking down on camp half blood and of course I saw the pain of my life, Nico. He was the god of goths. Now during the time while he was saving people and all that jazz I had managed to hold myself but he wasn't doing anything so now was my time to strike. I quickly turned into his dream girl put Will and all his other friends in one of my love portals and erased them from his memory for a little bit. Ironically his dream girl was not a goth. I had turned into a girl with long golden hair and brown eyes. I had a long pink dress with purple high heels. I then proofed myself down to camp half blood. When I came up to Nico he just stared at me. I just needed a few more steps before I could put some potion on home. Finally I came into the range I squirted some of the perfume onto him and he started to grow. Literally. Nico started to get these giant muscles on his arms, legs and abs. His shirt turned pink and grew to fit his new body. His black pants turned into jeans and did the same. His dark shaggy hair became perfect and his aura stated to shine. It was manly Nico. I took his friends out of the portal and reminded him that he was gay. "What did you do to me!" Nico shouted.
" Relax. I just Aphrodited you."
" You monster! Aphrodite, you will pay!"
I walked away and Nico tried to chase after me but he could barely move because of his super skinny jeans. I have to amit, Nico looked kinda cute.

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