The Real House Lives of Olympus.

I love Athena. As a friend of corse. There is no way I could devolve a crush on that woman. I may be the king, empor even god of pranks ( oh wait.) but Athena has the brains. Athena may not be a prankster but she can be if she wanted to and that was just what I needed to pull of my next big prank. Everybody knows that Zues dosen't shower naked but nobody knows what he wears or what he dose in the shower and my next big prank would be to film that and show it on Wendsday video night. I went over to ask Athena for one of her baby micro water proof cameras and told her the plan. The next day Athena gave me what I asked for and told me that she had some other videos that she could mash in. Anyways Zues always takes his showers on Tuesdays so I sneaked into the bathroom. I set up the camera when I saw Zues come in. Oh poop I thought. I turned into the first thing I could think of. A rubber ducky. Zues didn't see me and turned the shower on. I turned into purple mist and flew down the drain. I landed in the Olympus water drain. The water was shimmering from God filth. There was a little bit of human blood but I'm guessing that is from Ares. I flew up to the pipe that said Hermes on it and landed in my bathroom.
1 hour later I sneaked back into Zues' bathroom and grabbed the tape. I rushed to Athena's room and left in her mail box.
Posidon had just showed his lizard-horse video and Apollo was up next. He climbed up onto the stage and began his poem." Awesomeness. A smile word yet so much meaning."
The crowd sighed. " What is awesomeness," Apollo continued. " Awesomeness is me. I am that awesome thing full of awesomeness. And that my friend was a tale of awesomeness from awesomeness."
The crowd clapped and I walked onto the stage. I went over to the projector and my video played. There was Zues in a Elsa dress singing rubber ducky from Sesame Street. Then the seen changed as Zues started to sing let it go with a Arial costume on. The last one was Zues in a Tinkerbelle costume. Suddenly he started to talk. "Oh hello. I did not see you there," Zues said. " I am your teacher Mrs.Lovey- Dovey-McUnicorn. Today we will be talking about the latest fashion. Princess costumes are so out. Fairy costumes are so in! This is yours truly with your totally topic."
The whole crowd was cracking up. Hera was rolling on the ground laughing and Demeter was laughing so hard she was crying. Zues was just sitting there blushing. Oh poor, poor Zues.

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