The Real House Lives of Olympus.

I blew my nose into the Kleenex again. Normally gods don't get sick but I felt like a piece of poop pooped out of a piece of poop. I hated when I got sick. Every time I get sick Zeus will go down, make some helpless mortal fall in love with him, get her pregnant and then leave her with the baby forced to protect the little demigod from evil forces like monsters and me. Luckily Zeus was still here. Suddenly I felt a stinging pain in my head. "Ahhhh,"I cried "Headache!"
Zeus' head perked up. "Headache! OH MY GODS NOT A MINI ATHENA.! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! THERE SHOULD NEVER BE THAT MUCH KNOWLEDGE ON OLYMPUS OR IT WILL TURN INTO A LIVING LIBRARY!" Zeus whined.
"Gee. Thanks dad," Athena said sourly as she came into my room. "It's nice to know that I'm appreciated around here."
Hephaestus followed her in with only a hammer in his hand. "I heard the only words that I needed to hear: Athena and headache. Hera please relax your body as I break into your scull!"
"No!" Zeus pleaded. "Leave the goddess or god in there! Hera will be fine!"
The rest of Olympus came into my room except for Artemis (because she was on a camping trip with the hunter's.) and Hestia. (because she never follows large crowds.) "I agree with Zeus." Apollo said. "Let's take a vote on it. Say I if you would like to leave Hera helpless with a god or goddess stuck in her head."
Everybody but Athena and Hera said I. "SHUTUP!!!!" I yelled. "THIS IS RIDICULOUS!ALL OF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE FOOLS! Except you, Athena. I JUST HAVE A REGULAR HEADACHE!"
"Oh. You do?" Aphrodite asked. "Never mind then."
Everybody scurried out of the room as I went to the bathroom so I could check that pain in my thigh. It felt like a child was in there.

Notes

For all of you who didn't get that last joke the reason she said it felt like there was a child in there was this whole backstory of a Zeus affair that created Dionysus and he had to save him by putting him in his thigh.