The Two That Went Missing

Gods damn it, dad. We all sat watching out the window helplessly, I did not have a plan for this one. Julia nervously sat biting her fingernails, thinking and Nico sat still glaring out the window. I’m guessing the driver was still singing but no one could hear her, she sat in the front seat basically doing nothing, besides singing of course and pretending to drive. First, why the hell were the Celedon doing this? Celedon were made by Hephaestus, they were made to serve, they were gifted to Apollo, to serve him in the Temple of Delphi to sing and shit. And when the temple disappeared, they were said to be disappear with it. Also, who are they helping and why?
I shook my head, I need to think of a plan, not stupid questions that I can’t answer. The driver turned around, we all slumped back and pretended to be on in our own little worlds. She turned back to the “road”, which had just become water. Julia sat up straight, and turned to me, she had a wicked grin and that meant an idea.
Since we couldn’t talk to each other, we decided to play charades. Nico and I watched her, she looked around, then grabbed my bag and went through it. She grabbed Kasey the zucchini, and pointed to me, I nodded. She pointed to the driver and then pretend to deep throat Kasey, I gasped, the driver turned around and we all fall forward. Satisfied, the driver turned back around, we all sat up, Nico hit my shoulder, I shook my head, I wasn’t gunna do it. Julia made a strangling motion with her hands, but more spazzy. I swallowed, and picked up kasey, and hugged her, I do it, for the team. I shook my head, yes and Julia conuited, charading. Lucky when we sung back into the car, when Nico and I were getting stuff out of the trunk, took it with us, but you guessed it, not our weapons. She went into one of the bags and pulled out a ukulele, and put it to her neck, ok, choke her with Kasey and then strangle her with a ukulele, I can do that.
She thought, then pointed to Nico and herself, then to the roof. She went into her bag and pulled out a lot of rope, she made a throwing motion and pretended to tie the rope. Nico shook his head, I guess they are going to tie the two flying ones to the car. She went into another bag and pulled out 3 pineapples, where the hell was she getting this stuff from?! She pretended to throw one at the back window, pretending to much and throwing it, it hitting Nico straight in the face. The driver turned around again, we all fell this time, Julia fell on the floor from laughter, and I fell on to Nico, covering my face in his hawaiian face and Nico pretend to eat the pineapple. She turned back around, Julia and I are hysterically silently laughing, Nico gave us the death stare and we stopped, Julia calmed down and pointed to the trunk and pretended to pick something up, our weapons im guessing. Nico and I nodded and she handed us the other pineapples, and mouthed
“JUST IN CASE” Nico glanced nervously towards me, I looked at Julia and made the go on gesture. She smiled and nodded once, and gave us a thumbs it, she didn’t have a rest of a plan, of course. Nico had his face in his hands, Julia bit into one of the pineapples, and mouthed
“LETS DO THIS!” With pineapple falling out of her mouth, the driver turning around again and Julia face palm the ground hard, hitting Nico in the disco stick with the pineapple in the process, causing him to throw his arms in the air, hitting me in the face and then roll over in pain and me falling on top of him. The driver quirked her head, but just turned back around. We are so going to die, I thought, slowing getting off of Nico, looking at Julia who had written “Plan Paradise Suicide” on the back of the pamphlet.

Notes

I am totally going to draw the last part of this, and posted it on our tumblr, when I do, i'll link it don't worry and we put a lot of thought in what to call Nico's disco stick [Here was the list: Cum gun, Disco stick, Excalibur, Heat-seeking moisture missile, knob, my favorite- Meter long king kong dong, Pedro, Percy and purple-headed yogurt flinger.] {just imagine Nico calling his dick Percy, oooooo Percy please put my Percy in your mouth hhahah, I'm sorry} (not really.)