The Original Character Court

Testing, testing... One, two... Can everyone hear me? Okay... *ekhm*

Hello, people! It's Mr. J, your new host! Trust me, after dear ol' Kara asked me to take over, I wasn't up to the challenge; I had my own review blog, which was in a slightly different style than this Court, and I felt like those styles should never mix. But how could I said no? Come on, Kara's story is my only subscription here! And so... Here I am!

Now, before I get access to all secret files, some facts about me:

- I'm 21.
- Born and raised in Poland (a country in Central Europe; not to confuse with Portland, Oregon).
- Yes, I am slightly insane, what's your point?
- I am not as nice as Kara and Laurel were in their reviews. You won't dare to warp the canon events and characters, when I'm around (ladies, forget about making Nico di Angelo heterosexual).
- I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!

I guess that's enough for now. I know, it's very sad to see Kara go, and we all regret it, but don't worry... You're all in good hands with Uncle Joker~~

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