The (mis)adventures of David Banner

"Banner, if you were any louder, I'd have a headache." Kira Searle called from the floor of the warehouse, her arms crossed and foot tapping impatiently. Her brow was furrowed in aggravation, Dave having her wait so long. A moment passed before Dave hoped down from the rafters, revealing himself, frowning. "Oh shut up, so I'm not a ninja."
"Dave, you could fly."
"Shush!"
Kira giggled, her cinnamon curls bouncing a little. "It's good to see you again Dave. Thanks for coming."
Dave smiled, giving her a quick hug. "Of course Searle, anything for my second favorite girl in the world."
She glared playfully, punching his shoulder. "Second?"
He laughed, rubbing his shoulder. "Alas Kira, my heart belongs to someone else, little spit fire named Avalon. Which brings us to the topic at hand." His face went from joking to series, staring down at her. "Why did you bring me here?"
Kira sighed, looking down. "Look, I need your help oka- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Dave had already started walking off. "Nope. Ain't having it. Not after last time. We had fun Kira but I'm done with the stealing thing."
She ran to catch up with him, walking beside him. "It's not stealing! It's liberating! They stole it from me first!"
"Oh yea? What is so important that you called me to the middle of nowhere to talk to me about?" He stopped, looking down on her, trying to be menacing.
Kira blushed, suddenly feeling very small. She was only 5 foot to Daves now 5'7 stature and he was defiantly the bigger power house, despite her fathers..."gifts."
"They took my watch..." Dave looked down at her skeptically, like 'you're kidding, right?' "I'm serious Dave! That watch is special, it's got magic!"
"Who, exactly, is THEY?"
She paused for a second before answering. "Amazons..."
"If you were anyone else, I would call you crazy, but because it's you, I'm calling you stupid AND crazy." He started walking away again. "Thanks for the warehouse call Kira, but I've got to worry about getting back to the others. See you around, and good luck."
She started panicking, considering her options before blurting out. "I know where Avalon is!"
Dave stopped at the door, looking over his shoulder. "I'm listening."
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"How do I get myself into this? I tell myself 'Just leave while you still can, don't get roped into this' and yet, here I am!"
"Would you shut up! They'll hear you from all the way at the base!" Kira yanked Dave down to kneel by her, both of them hiding in the worlds behind a Amazon building in Georgia, just outside of Louisiana.
"So what exactly is the plan here Kira?"
"We break in, fight our way threw the Amazons, grab my watch, and get out. Easy."
"Oh yea, sounds like it," he said sarcastically, rolling his eyes "Look, let's just get this over with, ok? Quietly, if we can." His eyes glowed silver for a moment before both of them were cloaked in a small illusion.
"Sense when can you do that?!"
"Nah ah, a magician never tells his secrets. Now stay close, the field is small and only works for eyes. So don't make a sound." He stood up, dragging Kira close behind him as they approached the front gate.
Two guards stood at the front, spears in hand and dressed in gold armor, looking mostly bored. Dave and Kira walked right past them, the guards not even giving them a look, not seeing threw the illusion. They walked into the office building, a lady sitting at the front desk. Their was a line of demigods and monsters, all female of coarse, asking the young girl for the things they had ordered. She was young, maybe 13, with blonde hair and green eyes. She might've been pretty if not for the obvious stress marks and bags under her eyes from lack of sleep. Dave pulled Kira to the side before dropping the illusion.
"So, what's the plan?"
Kira looked around the room. Their was an elevator with two guards posted on each side, security cameras in every corner of the roof and of coarse, you had to have an appointment. All the guards were wearing the same uniform and that gave Kira an idea. She looked back at Dave with a mischievous grin. "Say, what size skirt do you wear?"
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"Oh Relax, you look fine!" Kira laughed, now dressed in the amazons uniform of a leather skirt and a breast plate.
"That's not the point! This is the stupidest thing I've ever done! Ever!" Dave had placed another illusion over both of them to change the appearance of their clothes, and his appearance all together. He now was about 5'6 with long curly brown hair, a skirt and breastplate and, the worst embarrassment of all, lipstick. "I can't believe you talked me into this, this'll never work!"
"Yes it will, now hush...Diana." She laughed again, Dave punching her shoulder.
"Let's just get this over with."
They walked towards the elevator, Kira holding up a fake I.D. for them as they stepped into the elevator. Right as they were about to step in, a guard stopped them.
"One question." She said, speaking low. Kira gulped, thinking they had been caught.
"Y-yea?"
"Where did your friend get those shoes?"

Notes

Part two will be posted some time next week. Please feel free to give me any feed back, I would really apreciate it. Thanks and see you later!