Dear Fanfiction - Comments, page 2

Dear Zeus,

Why can't you keep it in your pants?

@Torissa Nikole
:D

@ValdezChic
O_O

Do not beat yourself up about being a Potter fan.

Dear Hermes,

Have you ever noticed how much your name sounds like herpes?

P.S. Who'd you get it from?

Sincerely, ValdezChic.

@Araneae Siqua
Uh, yeah, no offence Zeus. Please don't thunderpants- uh, I mean, thunderbolt me!

AAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA THUNDERPANTS AHHHAHAHAHAH

Dear Athena,

How does it feel, birthing people straight from your brain?

Sincerely, Torissa Nikole
(Yeah, I know it's technically from her mind essence, but still)

@ValdezChic

Aha xD That's a good one. Zeus is gonna' be pissed, though...

Zeus**

Dear Zues,

So your nickname's thunder-pants, right? You know that's a movie about a kid who can't stop farting? Do you drop fart-bombs a lot?

Sincerely, ValdezChic (I'm genuinely curious)

Dear Octavian,
You are evil, and you can't hurt me because you'll never find me. So, yup. That's all.

Dear any demigod who wants to answer this,
If you could choose a different godly parent who would it be? And if you could choose being a mortal or demigod, which would you be?

Dear Fanfiction,
What is it with you, truth or dare, and the dare of me acting like a dumb blonde? I may be blonde, but I'm smarter than all of you out there. So stop.
Sincerely, Annabeth.

OH. MY. GODS!!! This has me cracking up all the time!! I love it!!!

Dear Rachel, how did it feel throwing a hairbrush in the titan lord's eye?
Also what is your responce to his answer to ValdezChic's question?

Had me cracking up once again! I love this thing!!!

@Noah Jackson Percy's son

Hey Noah is my name

Dear Gea
How do you feel knowing that it only took 3 demigods and a dragon to take you down. You also had about a page wile Krones had basically a book. Not feeling so big now?!
Sincerely SadieKane:)

@ValdezChic
Great ideas! I'll definitely use them, hold on a minute...