The Other Stories

Welcome to Villain School. We have been producing fine villains since 1973. Our drafting program is quite simple. No permission from a guardian is needed for you to be drafted into the school. We simply kidnap you.
Ah. Here we have our front gates. Take a good look, people, because you won't see them again until you leave in five years.
Inside, there is the main hall. It branches off to many rooms: the cafeteria, the cell biology classroom, the chemical engineering facility, the physical training gym, and Study of Politics classroom. We pride ourselves on being the biggest and most well-rounded villain school in the world.
If you see that dark stairwell, walk past it. It's just our Study of Torture Limits facility, run by professionals. Ignore those screams.
In the cafeteria, our Mental Scanners read your brain and send the food you want to the machines over there. See them? They're large and green and chugging with smoke. I'm pointing at them.
Never mind. Look around. We designed the cafeteria large, very large, so students could mingle and walk around within the confines. The door back there leads to the kitchen, where the food pouches are kept that students eat. The food pouch that fits a student's like is sent to the machine, which then makes it and sends it along this track on a serving robot.
Back to the main hall. The cell biology students study the regrowth ability of cells and create nano-weapons and shields. They've successfully integrated and woven nano-technology into layers and invented invisibility cloaks and synthetic clothing.
Now, the chemical engineering facility. They have created many new types of gases and poisons, with many different purposes. All have been useful. None of you should there without gas masks and supervision. There are often toxic gases in the air.
The physical training gym has ropes and medicine balls. There is an obstacle course and weight machines. If you look up, you'll see the network of bridges, ropes, and nets. There's also a special physical program for those wishing for a challenge.
The Study of Politics classroom centers around world politics. Here, you learn how to connive, con, and trick your way into important political positions.
Now. The transportation. There are tens of stairwells scattered around the school. Dozens of elevators reach secret levels and floors. Let us go up one of the stairwells, yes?
Now, this floor is home to the dorms. There are about 2,000 students here at Villain School. This calls for many dorms. Three people to one dorm room, and there are about 800 dorm rooms here.
There are more classrooms scattered throughout the school. However, these four classes are the only ones first years such as yourselves need to know about.
This covers the part of Villain School that you need to know. Please visit the headmaster's secretary's office, located on floor six, corridor 37, room 31, to receive your schedule and dorm room location.

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